//------------------------------// // Wonderful Day, eh? Pony #9: Princess Luna. // Story: Deadpool in Equestria // by MrAquino //------------------------------// "WAKE UP WADE!!!" A demanding male voice yelled. Deadpool woke up and looked around him: he was no longer in Ponyville, let alone the stage that he and Vinyl were on, but he was in a small cubicle with a computer on one of the walls on a desk, some pens & pencils in a holder, a coffee mug that says 'stay focused', a picture of him with the EQG Pinkie Pie in what seems to be a wedding, and pills. Deadpool looked up: it was his old buddy Cable, but he didn't have the metal parts on him nor having his huge @$$ gun anywhere, only him in a suit with glasses. "Cable?" Deadpool asked "I told you for the last time: Get those papers signed or YOU'RE FRIED!!!" Cable threw some papers right at Deadpool's face and left. Deadpool sat for a minute. He got up and ran somewhere else! Everywhere he saw, cubicles at every turn, all his friends, enemies, and acquaintances were in the cubicles, sitting on their chairs, looking on their computers, answering phones, and not wearing their spandex costumes, but instead either business suits or dresses!!! He looked ahead and saw a water cooler: perhaps some water could help clear things out a bit? Deadpool took one of the paper cups and had himself a drink. In the corner of his eyes, he saw a familiar face. "LOGAN!?!?!?" Deadpool yelled. His old 'pal' Logan was carrying some papers, as he too had the same attire as the rest of the others, but his hair style was now more trimmed rather than looking like his mask. "Oh! Why hello Wade!" Logan replied in a Canadian accent "Wonderful day we're having, eh?" "What's with the accent?" "Born with this, eh. Want to go to the hockey game after this, eh?" "What? NO!!! Where am I?" "You work in the offices of Weapon X, eh. We make $8.53 an hour, eh. You took this job to support your wife and child, eh." "I HAVE A WIFE AND CHILD!?!?!?" "WADE!!!" A familiar voice yelled. He turned and saw Pinkie from the Equestria girls universe in trashy looking clothing with a baby wrapped in a blanket. "I thought you'd said you'd take me out to dinner, not mess around with the coworkers." "Soory for that, eh." Logan apologized. "Is that... a baby?" Deadpool asked "It is!" Pinkie replied "YOU'RE SON!!!" She opened the blanket and Deadpool looked inside: the baby had the face of Justin Beiber!!! "NO! THIS CAN'T BE!!! WIFE & GAY SHE-MALE CHILD!?!?!? CRAPPY OFFICE JOB WITH LOW PAY!?!?!? RESPONSIBILITIES!?!?!?!? I'M IN HELL!!!" "And taxes, eh." Logan added "NNNNNOOOOOO!!!" "BE GONE FOUL IMAGES!!!" an even more authoritative female voice yelled. A Blue blast came and faded the whole office away. Deadpool looked up and saw what was another pony coming from a flash of white; it was female, whole body was dark blue with a mane that looked like the night shy & seemed to move on it's own, had a weird blotch on it's flank with a white crescent moon in it, and had both the wings of a pegasus & horn of a unicorn. "Oh thank f***ing lord!!! Princess Luna, right?" "Yes. We are Princess Luna; the princess of the night. Deadpool, we have came to you to-" "How'd I fall to sleep?" "... what?" "HOW... DID... I... FALL... TO... SLEEP?" "Oh... Thouest stage dived off the platform and all ponies made a hold, causing you to fall onto the floor and became unconscious." "...Really? What a load of Bulls***!!!" "Anyways, Deadpool; We have heard about your arrival and what you've done lately. Thouest quest isn't admirable, nor villainous, but we need thee to take what thouest call 'selfies' with Everypony imaginable!!!" "Wait!?!?!? I have to take a selfie with EVERYPONY!?!?!?" "Yes! And Anything that isn't necessarily a pony." "God Da**it!!!" "But, thouest can take a 'selfie' with a group to make thy joinery shorter." "...At least that's good news." "And thy took a selfie with thee unconscious body." "YOU B***H!!!" "Relax. We didn't take thou's mask off." "... alright then... I'll give you that. Say, where are my two buddies?" "Does thouest mean the different colored self with different colored words?" "YEAH!!! Those 2!!!" "Right over there." She pointed to the right with one of her front hooves. Deadpool looked over: both his sides were playing poker together. His logical self was blue in color and wore very nerdy looking glasses, while his fun self was yellow-orange in color with weird Al inspired hair sticking out of the back of his head. "GUYS!!! Where were you both at!?!?!?" Playing Poker Playing poker "Thy selves are... interesting." Luna commented "That's just them, Princess Moon cheeks." "...Moon cheeks? What does that even-" Before she could finish, the yellow Deadpool teleported right behind her and slapped her flank! Luna looked up & froze; her eyes widened while her pupils shrunk and she blushed a bit. DRUM SOLO!!! Together now!!! The yellow played the famous drum solo on Luna's flank from a certain Phil Collins song... "♫And I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord!!!♫" Deadpool sang ♫Well, I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord!!!♫ ♫I can feel it in the air tonight, oh Lord, oh Lord!!!♫ Luna's whole face became red. She lifted her backlegs and and bucked the yellow deadpool in the face. "SHUT UP!!!" Luna yelled. All three Deadpool's huddled together out of fear. "THOUEST WILL NOT SLAP THY PLOT ANYMORE!!! THY HAS TAKEN THEE TO AN ARE TO BEGIN THY'S QUEST WHEN THEY WAKES UP!!! "And when is that?" Deadpool asked with fear "NOW!!!" The whole place began to light up!!!