//------------------------------// // Tecnhologic. Pony # 62 & 63: The Living Tombstone and Wooden Toaster/ Glaze // Story: Deadpool in Equestria // by MrAquino //------------------------------// Deadpool ran tight into town square, stopping to take a breath after his 'Sanic' running. Why did we agree on calling it 'Sanic' running? Because it's funny!!! Before Deadpool cloud say anything, he noticed two ponies walking in the distance: a grey earth pony stallion with a medium-short blue mane & tail that ended with red tips, wearing light blue headphones over his ears, and a yellow-green pegasus mare with a Vinyl Scratch looking mane & tail, but green with her own coat color as the stripes. Tehri cutie marks... well, you know 'em already. "Holy... f***king... s**t!" Deadpool spoke slowly. He teleported in front of the two, causing both to have a jump scare. "THE LIVING-MOTHER F***ING-TOMBSTONE AND WOODEN-MOTHER F***ING-TOASTER!!!" "...Who are you?" Tombstone asked "Ahem... The name's Deadpool! You may know me for my awesome appearances in the marvel comics, my spotlight steal in the amazing Spider-man cartoon, my own video game and- I'm not going to say that one... the regretfulness." "Oh! You're really Deadpool?" Toaster asked "Of course I am!!!" "Can... you give us proof?" Deadpool grunted a bit. They seriously don't believe us!?!?!? How!?!?!? 1 word: Cosplayers. Deadpool teleported away for a bit, returning to Jeff's head, slowly rotting away with some of Fluttershy's birds peking his eyes out. Deadpool took the blade out of his skull, then teleported right back, "Watch this." Deadpool simply spoke. He threw the knife into the air, cutting through the very end of a sleeping Rainbow Dash's mane, then returning, cutting through the tip of her tail. Deadpool crossed his arms and waited impatiently for the knife to fall down. In a couple of seconds, the knife landed straight into Deadpool's skull!. The two pony turned electronic artists stood with an awkward look on their face. "You know," Tombstone spoke "We would've just accepted the teleportation." "Ah don't worry! I need some pain in a while!!!" Deadpool grabbed the handle of the knife and ripped it right out, squiring some blood out and having some of his brains on the blade! "Oh! I think I pulled out some of my intelligence! Better add this to my Raison Brand!" "I... don't think it works like that." Toaster spoke "Hold on," Tombstone spoke "If you're here as a human, then tell us: why are we our pony selves in Equestria." "...Reasons." Deadpool simply replied "Any other reasons?" His voice became annoyed. "Only one: The author of this fanfic didn't know how he could make a pony version of, so he kept my awesomeness to the maximum by keeping me human, so that way, I could do all the stuff that every brony wished they could do, just not survival! Plus: if I were a pony, I'd run around naked, flashing my d**k to all the ladies! ... Me Gusta." "Did somepony say 'Me Gusta'!?!?!?" Pinkie asked out of nowhere. She turned and saw the two new ponies. "OMIGOSH!!! New ponies!!! I gotta throw this party quickly!!!" A snap was heard, and a whole Mexican themed party appeared in a flash, completed with a mariachi band, piñatas, and, you guessed it, Tacos!!!. Discord appeared in a flash, wearing a sombrero, poncho, and a bandito mustache, holding maracas in his hands. "I figured I'd help you on this, Ms. Pinkie Pie." Discord replied "Vaya, gracias, la discordia." "Vamos a conseguir nuestra Mexicano!!!" Deadpool yelled, wearing the same stuff Discord had on, but carrying a guitar. In a puff of light as well, Fluffle Puff, Sonata, Twilight Sparkle, and, well, everypony came along, all wearing Mexican clothing as well. Living Tombstone and Wooden Toaster stood there, trying to comprehend what was happening, but, since they were in front of the most random things imaginable... well... f**k it. And since I couldn't find the song, I'll leave you all the song on what they were singing together. Everyone, minus the Taco Squad, disappeared. Tombstone and Wooden Toaster just stood there, blank faced, derp eyed, and trying to regain their braincells (though, they would be brain dead if they watch Honey-Boo Boo for 5 seconds instead of this massive, most likely racist party). "Taco squad!" Deadpool announced "Yes Sir!!!" They all spoke (though, we know Fluffle Puff does 'ptthpthpthppthpt'.) "DISMISS!!!" "TACO SQUAD!!!" They all jumped in the air and froze, looking like an awesome 80's freeze frame jump. They floated in the air for a few seconds. "...Discord?" Sonata asked "Just give it a moment!" Discord replied "It should only take a couple of seconds!" "...I can't feel my hooves." Pinkie commented. "Pththtptphptphptphhhpptphptp." Said you-know-who. "Fine!!!" Discord replied. His tail snapped, and they all disappeared. "So," Deadpool spoke to the two "How are you two doing." "...I need a place to rest." Tombstone replied. "Deadpool!!!" An angered Rarity yelled in the distance. She marched over to Deadpool, still wearing the ridiculous outfit Discord had everyone put on. "THIS... THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST FASHION!!!" "Rarity!?!?!?" The unicorn turned to Tombstone, giving a curious look. "Um... yes... that is me. Do I know you?" Tombstone stared at Rarity. His vision went all pink, all things around his vision went blurred, but Rarity herself. If he focused, he could've seen the hearts float around his eyes. Toaster waved his/her hoof in front of Tombstone to get his attention. "Well," Toaster spoke "he's lost." "Lost in what?" Rarity asked "I think he really likes you." Deadpool whispered. Rarity blushed a bit. "Oh Rarity. This is common, remember? But... I do say... he does look dashing." "Guh-!" Tombstone yelled, sounding more idiotic than ever. Rarity stared at him, then giggled. "You really are in love me, aren't you?" "Ugh!!!" "...perhaps if you spend time with me, then we can have conversations. Does that sound good?" He fell to the floor, stiff like a statue, not even moving. Rarity used her magic and lifted him up. "I'll take that as a 'Yes'." "Wait!" Deadpool yelled. He grabbed Glaze and stood next to the floating Tombstone. "Selfie!!!" "You know," Glaze spoke "I may look like a female, but I'm still a guy, right?" "A HOT Mare!!!" He/She blushed & smiled. Deapool took the picture. Rarity used her magic and carried Glae with Tombstone. "I doubt you are a male," Rarity spoke "And I think you'll look FABULOUS after my touch!" "No!" Glaze yelled "WAIT!!! HELP!!!" Deadpool teleported away, as Glaze screamed for help, for he/she will be fabulized!!! (Not by Pewdiepie, though)