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The Foal Free Press, by Alex Nuage

Science and magic have always achieved the unachievable, made the impossible possible, fantasy into reality, and so on. A hundred year has done nothing to change that.

It has been a hundred years since Twilight Sparkle, the greatest unicorn to have ever lived, passed away from the mortal realm.

‘Is there a way to bring her back?’ a group of ponies asked themselves. The answers vary:

Perchance. Maybe. Probably. Possibly. Perhaps. Feasibly.

But, in the end, they boil down into just one:

Yes.

Distance can drive us apart. It can also bring us closer together.

After all is said and done, and the ponies have gone their separate ways, the only way they have to keep in touch is through letters.

Original Equestria Daily post is here
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Now with music and audiobook

"We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter."

The inevitable effect of time has hit Ponyville full-force, and with it the trials and tribulations of having to let friends go. Slowly the Mane 6 have drifted away from one another, focused solely on their ever-ascending careers, until only Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy remain. The experiance of letting go again and again has hardened Pinkie's emotions, but when they both meet on a quiet river and bring up the subject, will Fluttershy be able to keep her composure?

Proofread by the immaculate Garbo802

A refined mare fresh out of high school and a dropout following her dreams find themselves forced to spend a lot of time together.

With the help of a meddling psychology tutor and their new classmates, can they find what they've been looking for?

French Translation!

Fan Stuff!

Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy have always been best friends, doing everything together. After a sleepover with friends though, a simple dare leaves the two in a complicated situation with mixed feelings emerging and bizarre misunderstandings ensuing.

Co-written by Souldin and Rated Ponystar

Vinyl Scratch is a pony who likes to challenge herself. Octavia is not.

Too bad Vinyl Scratch loves Octavia.

When Sweetie Belle finds out that she has a major crush on somepony, she has a REALLY hard time coping with just that. But in the end no one will believe what happens...

After losing the presidential election, Mitt Romney decided to become the greatest rapper in the entire universe. So when MC Twilight starts thinking she's hot stuff, it's up to him to put her in her place. Rap will never be the same again.

Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia's most prized and faithful student, is being sent to Ponyville to learn about the magic of friendship.

And she's not happy about it.

Hear what Celestia has to say back! Check out the spinoff:
Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student by keaton-furman-prower

Still want more? Have a multiverse spinoff by MixMassBasher, my contributing writer for Seasons 5-9.
Letters From Across the Disgruntled Multiverse

Editing by Neko Majin C.

Disclaimer:
The following is a work of parody, and is protected as Fair Use under section 17 U.S. Code § 107 of US Copyright Law. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and all affiliated characters are property of Hasbro Inc.