Ponies are starting to wonder why Princess Luna and Princess Celestia aren't queens, but the two princesses aren't quite prepared to answer that question.

Princess Celestia and Queen Chrysalis stumble upon each other… in what is probably the most awkward place to stumble upon your arch nemesis.

(Warning: May contain questionable humor.)

Edited by Abcron.
Additional help by Aragon, Octavia Harmony, and Kaidan.

Published on my one-year anniversary on FIMFiction!

Celestia has ruled over Equestria for over a millenium. Granny Smith kept a close eye on Sweet Apple Acres for centuries. Mayor Mare's tireless work kept Ponyville from collapsing into complete chaos most of the time. All of them do their best to keep their heads level in a topsy-turvy world, but even they need some time to wind down.

But how? Do they get drunk together and participate in wacky shenanigans?

In a word? Yes.

This is a side story to Letters From an Irritated Princess. Knowledge of it shouldn't be required to enjoy the story, but it can't hurt, either.

Cover art generously provided by Zaid ValRoa. Thanks a bunch!

Funny top hat wearing Cthulu servant monster becomes am adorable filly.

Yup.

That's exactly how this is going.

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Isabella Ironbound.

That was the name of the child whose DNA I had so unwillingly taken upon my creation. Her name- Her looks- Her soul. Everything I owned. Yet, the other part of my DNA belonged to the Faceless One who had created me. I too, am 'faceless'.

After years of serving my creator, growing stronger and defeating him- I wander aimlessly while still growing stronger. I come across an adventurer who creates an unstable portal. Me being the helpful lad/lass/thing I am decided to help them out.

That was a horrible mistake.

With Isabella's DNA and My master's DNA imprinted upon my soul I have enough problems. Now I have more DNA. I've borrowed a few DNA pieces from other creatures from this world.Along with problems to worry about as I now realize I've become a small horse thing.

Atleast I still have my top hat.

A 'Know your Star' story; only with your favourite ponies getting unneeded hassle and lies told about them. Won't this be fun? Probably not... But hey, everything can't be seriousness all the time, so let's take a load off and just pester some ponies, and Spike for good measure.

The never ending adventures of Know Your Mare march on and on and on.

Comic: http://ladlordblack.deviantart.com/favourites/#/d53s1hc
Animation: Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_c7CPLlzO8&list=LLAaWYxICqZHBI2hBIxg2oEg&feature=mh_lolz
Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqYTZ1TKNfk&feature=g-u-u
Picture: http://luna-is-best-pony.deviantart.com/art/Know-Your-Mare-314464512

An insane and illogical parody of your favorite ponies.

Are you looking for a story about the magic of friendship or how great it is to be alive? Too bad! What you're getting is a story about a bitter bookworm named Twilight Sparkle who just got booted out of Canterlot and is forced to go to a little backwater town named Ponyville in order to get some sort of social life.

Will she enjoy it? No. Not at all.

Rated Teen for strong language, cartoonish violence, immature humor, and god-awful jokes.
Sex tag is for repeated mentions of sex, sexual activities, and Rainbow Dash. Just...Rainbow Dash in general.

Cover Image by the very talented Wadusher0.

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