Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

FINAL BATTLE: Applejack

Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

It had been so long since that apple bucking mare on center stage had even been here; but that didn't stop her from looking uneasy.

Applejack...

...is bald...

"Y'all can see my mane clear and ya' know it."

We can see something...

...your wig...

"Ain't no member of the Apple family ever had need fer' a wig... Even Granny Smith."

Applejack...

...puts the kin in bumpkin...

"What the hey does that mean?"

I don't know...

...Sounded funny...

"Jokes don't work 'less they make sense."

Make sense...?

What fun is there in making sense...?

Applejack...

...tastes like cinnamon...

"How would ya' know what I taste like?"

Psh...

...I'm talking about the cereal...

...Not everything's about you...

... Conceited...

"Y'all were just talkin' 'bout me."

Applejack...

...Thinks we don't have a life outside of her...

"Never said that! Never!"

Now you know...

Applejack the vain...

"I'm not vain! I'm not! I swear you were talkin' 'bout me!" Applejack tried to defend as she exited off the stage and back into the darkness.

---

"I... I never thought of it like that... To even comprehend that logic of what you-- Astounding! How I wish I could spend and eternity picking your brain and learning more of the mysteries of this world... But I have someone very important to me waiting for my return. It was great to meet you Ms. Scratch. When we meet again, perhaps you can share this 'gangnam style' wisdom with me."

Comments

[overlord-flinx]

WARNING. WARNING. WARNING.

BOSS FIGHT APPROACHING!

[Literature]

1395925
IS IT A LAST LEVEL BONUS BOSS!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!

[overlord-flinx]

1395933 It's the first of the three final bosses.

[Literature]

1395935
SO IT'S A-
Excuse me...
So first it's a boss, then a last level boss, then a last level bonus boss.
I APPROVES

[Pen Brush]

1395935
i have to clear something up right now: did you get my OC pm for the new story?

[musicman722]

Doctor Whooves is back....oh fuck.

[overlord-flinx]

1395969 Yes.

[DerpyMuffins15]

Never thought this would make it to 100 episodes. Now it just bonus episode after bonus episode. Sometimes you just have to let go. This had a good run, but all good things have to come to an end.

[Xerzes]

vain.

[overlord-flinx]

1396003 This is the end. We're doing everyone one last time, the three bosses, and MAYBE one final goodbye from the crew.

[TheHylianBatman]

1396019
"It's the end... but the moment... has been prepared for."
-The Fourth Doctor, "Doctor Who: Logopolis, Episode 4," 1982
Truer words have never been spoken.

[iDeltaVelocity]

This... will be interesting...

[ChibiSama12]

Yay! A KYM update for my birthday!

[Ozymandias]

...Not everything's about you...

... Conceded...

Should be conceited.

[RF and AG]

Vinyl Scratch and Doctor Whooves dancing to Gangnam Style.......this must be made in some way!!!

[Bongoro7]

'gangnam stlye'

[overlord-flinx]

1396314 Thank you.

[infinite scratch]

1395925

HOW BOSS IS IT?!

[overlord-flinx]

1396853 You will see.

[infinite scratch]

1396859

CAN I KEEP THE RED CAPITALIZED TEXT?!

[overlord-flinx]

1396878 Sure.

[Mr. Grimm]

I can't help but wonder if that one joke went the other way...

Applejack puts the 'bum' in bumpkin.

Poor little Pip would never have survived her fury...

[Linkonpark100]

1395935

Sub-Bosses?

[meowcatz]

NOBODY MOVE! I HAVE RED TEXT!

[fattony2]

You know, I think everyone wants to move now.

[BludgeonWarrior]

1397434
Let's just say that there would have been a new scarecrow in Sweet Apple Acres...

[Starscape]

Gangnam style :D

[SuperPinkBrony12]

Hey Discord, the Doctor called and he wants his Tardis BACK!

[TheHylianBatman]

1399959
FORF GOD SAKES!
I HATE it when people use Buck like that!
IT MAKES THE JOB SOUND WEIRD!

[Shylyfly]

Gangnam Style? Good luck getting out alive, Doctor.

[Waffley]

Gangnam Style.
That makes me remember this video.

[Butterkeet]

doctor whooves and GANGNAM STYLE?!?!?!?!?!?

[punisher143]

And Vinyl Scratch continues to be Best Pony. Awesome.

[Buzz Bomb]

Ok. Vinyl is going to teach the Doctor gangnam. You have re-earned my respect Vinyl.