• Published 19th Apr 2012
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Know your Mare - overlord-flinx



It's silly, it's pointless, and it makes little to no sense... I've heard of worse story ideas.

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Special: Nightmare Night!

Happy Nightmare Night, everyone!

Woo... Yay... Nightmare Night... Hoo-rah...

Boo~~~! Hiss~~~! Stopping being a grape, Shim-Sham-Grand-Slam!

Excuse me if I don't get excited about a glorified day of begging and constant annoying brats ringing at the door.

...Someone's filled with the vinegar today...

No more than usual.

But you're always filled with the vinegar, sis!

And I can fill you with something too if you don't leave me alone...

We have GOT to get vinegar out of your diet young lady... ANYWAY! Tell me; what are you two going as this year?

Oh-oh! I'm going as my favorite character from any video game ever.

...Travis Touchdown?

...Elmo?

No! Sly Cooper!

Second guess... What about you, Shimmer-Shimmer-Chicken-Dinner?

Ugh... Because you refused to let me go as Marelyn Monroe, I decided to go with something a bit more childish to suit your needs...

...You are NOT going as that.

Why not?

No daughter of mine is going as something so... So... I-I can't even talk to you when you're dressed like that.

I thought you would have liked it. It is from a comic book! Isn't that enough for you?

Of all the characters... You picked the Spectre!? A living body for ORDER!? I HAVE NO DAUGHTER! All I have is Pip! At least he's dressed like a thief!

...Moving away from your stupidity... What are you dressing as.

Well if you must know, I decided to dress up as a log...

...A log...

A log.

As in... A piece of wood.

But not just any log...! Mahogany!

AH! The most fancy log. Way to go, Cap'n!

It's still a log! That's just stupid!

I have to agree, Discord. Like most of your ideas, this is asinine.

Glad you could join us, queeny. And I'll have you know that the mahogany log is--

...Why are you looking at me like that?

...W...What are you wearing?

You don't fancy it?

It's not that... It's just...

Yes... Mother... I also have a... issue with your outfit...

Whatever is it? I spent months picking it out. Is it not a good one?

No-No... It's... Nice and all.

Really nice... But, uh...

...Queeny, why're you yellow?

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