//------------------------------// // ROUND T--- Oh boy... // Story: Know your Mare // by overlord-flinx //------------------------------// Know your mare, know your ma-- What is this? Uh... Well... It's a pleasure-- No no... Don't try to get away from my question... What is this...? Well... You three were gone... Oh... ...I see how it is now... I disappear for three months and suddenly I'm replaced... Three months is a long-- Zip your lip, Carny... 'Carny'? This is my show... I don't care what the boss says... You three can't take this show... You don't have what it takes... Look at you three... You're three ponies...! We're a Changeling, a being of chaos, and a colt... We're diverse! You can't replace us...! You ain't got nothing on us...! Well... That's all well and good... ...But we have a contract... Do you...? ...Well let me tell you a little poem then... 'Roses are red'... 'Violets are blue'... 'I don't give a BUCK about your papers'...! 'So get out and make way for my crew'...! Suddenly, the darkness flashed bright and three holes were made in the ceiling as three mares were flung out into the air above. ...I'll let them come back when the boss starts wondering where that audience episode is... ...Until then... We're back kiddies...