CMC Refute
Know your--
"HOLD IT!" Her voice was small and a tad squeaky, but in that one utterance it boomed like thunder over the stage.
Celestia, she's back...
...And she brought her posse...
WOAH! Kid's show...
You're a moron.
"And you're all WRONG!"
"Totally wrong!"
"Yeah. Like, ya' can' even be more wrong."
This should be enlightening... What were we wrong about?
This time.
"Look right here. We DO all have the same cutie marks!"
"You said it wasn't gonna happen."
"So... Yer' wrong! Check, please."
...Well they got us there... Again...
Yeah. I don't know how we can recover from that--OH WAIT!
There's a little practice within the field of law that is called "exact words".
I look at your cutie marks... And I see three distinct differences.
"They're practically the same!"
And a red apple is the same as a green apple...
"Ya' can' go comparin' it like that. There's a HUGE difference there."
Minute... But still a huge difference.
So, curious... Which one of you has the better destiny?
"Wha?"
No two cutie marks are exactly the same.
No two destinies are exactly the same.
No two ponies are exactly the same.
All three of you MUST have more of a destiny outside of the other...
"Well..."
"Um..."
So, what? You're destined to find other ponies' cutie marks for the rest of your lives?
"I mean..."
Don't get me wrong, helping ponies is nice and noble; but don't you have lives of your own?
Is your destiny to live vicariously through other ponies because your own lives are so boring that nothing interesting could ever come out of you?
Geez... I kinda wish we were right now. At least if you had different cutie marks you could have each been unique. Now you're just three bananas from the same bunch.
Except one of you has more dark spots than the other.
"What's that--"
Now you know...
The Cutie Mark Crusaders...
"Wait, we came in here to talk to YOU!"
"Don't turn this around on us!"
Too late, we won!
RUN!
Before another word could be spoken, the air was filled with the sound of hooves and claws stumbling out and off the stage grounds as the beloved hosts fled the scene. Left behind, the three little fillies exchanged worried as well as bemused glances. "Well that didn't go at all how you said."
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They may have their cutie marks, but the CMC are still the CMC. Still too eager to rush into things without thinking them through.
250 chapters as of today. Holy shit, dedication.
What...
*re-reads chapter*
What...
7945624 At this point you're questioning it?
this story is never truly done is it?
7945664 It'll end when I release the movie.
7945666 let me know when I'll help set the stage up
That was smooth.
That was a close one.
Technically, their cutie marks are similar, just not the same
7945666 and that would be the same day Half-Life 3 is released, right?
7946632 No. I actually plan to release it.
7946709 ouch! That hurt.
7946718 Overlord-Flinx here with the roasts.
7951855 Well, I mean, it IS electric.
Well ... it hurts it is so true.
7946709
Well Valve confirmed that they are still developing Half-Life 3 (at least Newell said something like that on the Reddit AMA)
7964551 Valve says a lot of things. They said Steam Greenlight was a good idea. #throwingshade