Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

New order.

Cap'n...!

Yes Pippy-Pippy-Bang-Bang...?

I got those papers written out for you...

How did you write them...?

I paid this unicorn with a curly mustache to write it for me...

Blank...!

What did I say about talking to pones with curly mustaches...?

That nobody has a curly mustache and it's just a disguise...

That's right...

...That's not even on the list of stupid things you have taught the child...

If it's not on the list, that means I've been teaching him more than a list long worth of things...!

And I worry for him with each one...

...So why did you require papers...?

This is the list we'll be doing guests by...

Oh...

...Well that's rather orderly of you...

...I am actually genuinely impre-- and you're lighting the list on fire now...

Mhm...

Do you know why...?

Because for some ungodly reason you feel the need of destroying every degree of sanity I could possibly possess each passing moment the two of us sadly share the same cosmic presence with one another...?

Close...

I had it made to symbolize that we won't be doing any order what so ever...

...No books or laws about it...

...We'll do everything at random...

...Then why did you even send the boy out to make the list...?

Because for some ungodly reason, I feel the need to destroy every degree of your sanity possible...

...Honestly you should've seen that one coming...

Author's Note:

In other words, I'm letting my opinion be swayed. If you want a character done next, just say it. I'm not taking suggestions on how it'll be done, just who will be next. Episodes and special events will still mark special episodes around here, but still.

Comments

[Alaxsxaq]

The mustang!

[Shrek the Ogre]

You should make fun of some OTPs like you said you would a long time ago!

[Tachyon Xenophile]

Please remove the "Complete" tag.

[Archivist Nightwatch]

I dunno maybe mr or mrs cake? Trixie while she is wearing the Alicorn Amulet? Of course Next week Princess Twilight Sparkle.....

[Focusphobia]

Twilight's parents and have them mocked for not being around.

[Pokelink]

2103364

I was about to say this same thing. Keeping the story going on and the "Complete" tag is something stupid.

[Willow the Pegasus]

I'm just gonna take this out of my favorites... I hate getting updates on a completed story.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

Unless you already did her Nightmare Moon.

Also what about Dinky Hooves, or the Games Inspector and the Tourist?

[Delete account]

Will it be in CANADA????

[Veryveryfluttershy]

Do Wildfire! Do Wildfire! Do Wildfire!

[_CheckMate_]

the fake game inspector

[Veryveryfluttershy]

2103399 Mocking Princess Twilight Sparkle?

...

Brilliant...

[DstroyA]

do your average Canterlot guard, there is so much potential in one of them
then afterwards try out the bat ponies that make up the lunar guard, or night guard if you prefer.

[shirotora]

Will you be willing to do AU versions of the ponies? If so, can you do my version of Twilight from Into the Black?

[Crusadin]

2103465
Flinx is no longer focusing on it as an ongoing story. So, it's more or less complete.

[BlackRoses169]

Keep the complete tag, no rules or laws anymore. you play by your own rules and occasionally listen to the masses, so i will ponder as to see if i should join the pyre on the show. i shall be watching and waiting with interest

[Tatsurou]

A few suggestions.
Pinkamena Diane Pie (as in flat mane Pinkie).
Granny Smith.
Finally do Doctor Whooves.
Since you just did Angel, how about Tank, Winona, Owlicious, Gummy, Opal and Peewee?
Then maybe the OCs from your favorite fanfics?

[Billy Mays]

season 2 has started!!

[BBJBS]

Reformed!Discord.

[overlord-flinx]

2103560 No real loss for me...

[overlord-flinx]

2103465 Stupid maybe. But it still holds me at a high ratio of likes to dislikes. And it is basically done, everything from here on has no point. So, as I always say: if you don't like it, put a thumbs-down, stop commenting, and go read something else. Because -honestly?- it doesn't bother me either way.

[Pokelink]

2104260

I think i explained myself badly back there. The story is not stupid. Crazy, random... but not stupid. The stupid thing for me is keep it going while having the "Complete" tag on it. It makes no sense for me. Now i know why it's there. I don't see it the same way, but i kind of understand it. I still think it doesn't make sense, but i won't complain to see more chapters of this.

[Mr. Grimm]

I seem to notice that you've never done Flim and Flam...

Perhaps you could remedy this...

[ShadowNinja27]

XD good old pip and discord.

[The Libertarian Brony]

Rainbow Dash's daddy!

[Phoenix Swift]

How about Dissy and Chryssy getting stuck in an (extremely) awkward situation that possibly pokes fun at shipping?

[Dr. Blackgaard]

Pippy-Pippy-Bang-Bang
47 internet points for you!

[overlord-flinx]

2104921 NOPE! Doesn't exist! I blocked that part of the episode out from my memory.

[Sepron7]

Travel!

[Sepron7]

Err.. Garble... Stupid spell check.

[Jacky2734]

Tirek.
No wait, the Gen 3 ponies.
No wait, Carrot Top.
No wait, have you do Photo Finish or Hoity Toity?

Or how about all of them?!

[Blank Slate]

Ah, delightful. I like the addendum style chapters to a complete story. It's like the extras on a DVD. I personally vote for the Cakes, or rather, just Cup Cake and Carrot Cake.

[Daemic9]

The Doctor
Reformed Discord
Pip from They Grow Up...
Derpy
Emoticon Army
Bronies
Other TV shows
Cadence
Trixie
Male AJ
Any of these workin' for ya.

[Web of Hope]

2103364>>2103465
then again, with discord as a main character, I think continuing the story under a "complete" tag is somewhat appropriate

[ElderXelpud]

G3 Minty. "Time machine" stuff.