Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx


Sunset Shimmer

Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

Sunset Shimmer held a wicked smirk on her face as the echoing voices moved through the dark stage room.

Sunset Shimmer...

...would enjoy this banana...

"Would I? If you think you know better than me, please. give me this banana to try."

Wooo...

Sorry...

...We ate it...

But you can always have this one...

...As we all know you're used to being the 'second banana'...

"That was way too much build up for such a bad joke."

Sunset Shimmer...

...doesn't want to spend her whole life waiting...

"Pretty much true."

Sunset Shimmer...

...Walks on sunshine...

"Is that some sort of song reference? Doesn't really matter. Walking on Sunshine just sounds ridiculous."

OOooOOOh...

We're telling Sunshine Smiles you said that...!

"...We don't have to tell him."

Yes we do...

"No. We don't."

Yes we do...

"No. Really, we don't."

Yes...

"No."

Yes...

"No."

No...

"Yes!"

NO...!

"YES!"

Alright...

You win...

...We'll tell him...

"Hah. I always have my-- Wait, what?"

Sunset Shimmer...

...sells seashells to south-side stands for sweet sweets...

"I... I didn't follow that one. Say it again?"

...Well played...

Sunset Shimmer...

...could have been The One...

"I could have been a lot of things."

You were supposed to lead the elements...!

Not destroy it...!

"Cry me a river."

Sunset Shimmer...

...Zero...

Twilight Sparkle...

...Three...

"...Three what?"

Now you know...

Sunset Shimmer...

"Three what? THREE WHAT!? What does she have three of that I have none of!?"

You'll never know...

"TELL ME!"

Bye~~~...

"You can't do this to me! I COULD'VE RULED YOU ALL! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT ARE THESE THREE THINGS!" in the middle of her tyrade, the main lights shut off, leaving her in the blank darkness.

...See you at home...

"I hate you all..."