//------------------------------// // Queen Chrysalis // Story: Know your Mare // by overlord-flinx //------------------------------// Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare... The spotlight shown brightly on the inky black queen, her slick hair framing her stoic expression. Italic Voice... "I believe they've put together who I am by now you dolt..." ...I think she just called you stupid... Here I was about to feel bad for this... "Would seem you've learned nothing from me... never feel bad." Alright... Let' play... Queen Chrysalis... ...has a silly voice... "To the underdeveloped ear, that may seem so. Thank you for reminding me how dim you are." Queen Chrysalis... ...is not a monarch... "I'm not... I'm simply so loved among my people that I was dubbed a queen. But I assure you... it's anything but a monarchy." Queen Chrysalis... And we use the term Queen very loosely... As lose as the Queen is herself... "Excuse me, what was that remark?" Nothing, nothing... Queen Chrysalis... ...is a terrible planner and actor... "A bit, I'll admit. Yet the proof of otherwise is that I had all of Canterlot eating out of the flats of my hooves." Do you even have hooves...? "Hmph..." Queen Chrysalis... ...her body is full of holes... "For any other species, yes. But for a changeling it's normal." Queen Chrysalis... ...has an unhealthy obsession with herself... "Perfection should always be obsessed over. I suppose you could never understand that, creature." Don't worry Cap'n... ...I've got this one... Queen Chrysalis... ...really likes the two of us... "Hah! I have never heard such insane lies in my whole life! The very idea is insane." Queen Chrysalis... ...thinks our ideas are insane... "That goes without repeating." Queen Chrysalis... ...forgets that more than half the ideas are her's... "I mean your ideas are insane, mine are brilliant." Really...? What about the idea of singing your plans in a castle filled with guards... "They didn't hear me, did they?" And what about that amazing plan of turning away from your hostages and giving them enough time to beat you... "An under-sight... I'll admit... but--" Wait a moment... Doesn't she feed off of love...? You're right... She does... So that means she was beat by her own food... "Love is an unstable element, it happens some times." Queen Chrysalis... ...admits that this isn't the first time she was beaten by love... "I reserve the right to not respond to that..." Queen Chrysalis... ...is a coward... "You dare call me a coward!? What more lies will you spout!?" Queen Chrysalis... ...is in denial... "I am never in denial. I accept everything except lies. So I'm afraid I can't accept your lies about me." That's funny... ...you were fine with this kind of stuff until now... "That was before--" Oh... "You better not..." Queen Chrysalis... ...can't take what she dishes out... "I very well can!" Queen Chrysalis... ...is beautiful... "Go on... I'm waiting for the punch line." No... ...I mean that... ...You're beautiful... ...it's just your gross personality no one can stand... "Why you little punk..." Oh... And that wasn't even a lie... That's the truth... Queen Chrysalis... ...likes Discord... "Slander. Lies and slander is all this show is now!" Only because you made it that way... "No matter. Carry on with your insults." No... "Excuse me?" We're done... "Why?" A few reasons... One... ...we're not as bad as you... "Hmph..." Two... ...you're not really worth our time... "Mhph..." But most of all... ...we have the perfect way to end you... "...No... No you wouldn't..." We would... Queen Chrysalis... ...We... "No... please..." ...love you... "AH!" You can say or do whatever you want... ...but that's it Queeny... We will always love you... "Silence yourselves!" Awww... ...look at her... ...she's panicking... You know what that means... "What?" suddenly, the spotlight shut off for a brief moment before the entire room was lit up, making the queen's eyes shrink with fear. "No... No..." "Yes..." Before Chrysalis could react, she felt two unmatched arms loop around her and pull her into a hug while her front legs were brought into a smaller one. Both Pipsqueak and Discord gave a heart filled laugh as they embraced the Changeling queen. "We love you so much Queeny." "NOOOOOOOOO! Kill me! Throw me in a dungeon! Please! Make it stop!" "She's so 'appy, she's cryin'!"