//------------------------------// // ROUND 2: Spike // Story: Know your Mare // by overlord-flinx //------------------------------// Know your drake, know your drake, know your drake... "You changed the name of the show?" Spike spoke up a little surprised. No... ...We just thought we'd cut you a little break today... "Huh... is that the only break I'm catching today?" Pretty much... "Thanks for that anyway." Your welcome... Spike... ...is smarter than the average dragon... "I guess so. Most dragons are more tough than smart." Spike... ...is far less intelligent than an average pony... "Well what's average to you?" Snips and Snails... "I'm smarter than both of them put together." That's not saying much... Spike... ...is in love with Rarity... "Heh, what? That's-- What? Pshh... Crazy talk..." Spike... ...thinks being in love with Rarity is crazy talk... "I-I mean for me. I wouldn't be surprised if Rarity had like a hundred guys lined up for her." Spike... ...wants to have dragonies with Rarity... "Dragonies?" Dragon ponies... "No! I don't want that. I mean, imagine how we'd have to do that, heh... huh... eww right? Heh." Huh... ...interesting... Spike... ...finds the idea of reproducing with Rarity to be disgusting... "Ug! I-I didn't mean--" Spike... ..tell the truth and this will be easier on you... I promise... "...Really?" Pirates honor... "...Pip? Is that you?" Blank! You've blown your cover! I did? Huh... ...oh well... Tsk... Whatever... We can't go back now... Spike... ...finds Rarity to be disgusting... "No. She's the most beautiful pony in all of Equestria-- No, the universe-- No! The multiverse if that really exists." Spike... ...stalks Rarity... "A little. I'm ashamed to admit it, but if I don't admit it, it'll come to bite me, won't it." He's onto us... Drop him... Not just yet... Spike... ...even when he has kids... ...he won't let his sons be dancers... "...They can dance if they want to." Can they leave their friends behind...? "Yes. Because their friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine!" Spike proceeded to moon walk out of the light, making letter symbols with his arms and whispering each one out. ...Safety Dance... ...You both are horrible... She's just not cool like us...