Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

The promised day...

Through time, pony kind has asked one requiring question: "can chaos be brought to justice?"

Soon... That very question... will be answered...

Staring Pipsqueek the Pirate as 'Blank'. "Where's me patch!?"

And Queen Chrysalis as 'Queeny'. "Why am I here?"

These two must team up, set their differences aside, and take on the most challenging task they have ever faced in their whole lives... Except Queen Chrysalis since she's probably older then dirt. "Hey!"

Hoof in hoof, they will take on the most dreaded horror of all... And for the sake of their jobs, they must win fair and square. "I honestly don't need this job... I believe that point should be made--"

On the next episode of Know Your Mare, be here to witness the crowning answer...

Can Discord be defeated with lies?

"You can't believe it will be so easy, can you?"

"Ya' know cap'n...? For a moment here... Yeah, I think it can."

"Silly foal..."

"Riceicles are for colts."

"Who will come out the victor? Find out on the thrilling, action filled, hilarious episode next time... On Know Your Mare."

"This is going to be just... The very opposite of perfect, I can't lie. This show is--"

"Now Chrysy, behave..."

"...Very well ma'am..."

Comments

[Swedishdude]

916257 Celestia or Pinkie :3

[PieisGood4U]

916257
Probably Celestia

And Author. Now you got my hopes up for something great.
Hope you give it out today.

[Flame6666]

Hi Pinkie!

[Xuncu]

A power that even those characters answer to... my guess is an Author, either Flinx or Faust.

[RepRap]

I still think there is a chance Luna is one behind the show, but the theories above work too.

[Starwind]

I'm guessing the pink voice is Cadance.

[Xerzes]

916326 I'd be disappointed.

[CoolisTheName007]

Buying time, buying time...

[DJ DASH3R]

I'm hoping the pink turns out to be pinkie.
But it'd be even cooler if it was Ms.Faust. That would be so awesome.

[overlord-flinx]

916326 Like I keep saying, with what money? I don't have the money to pay for a stage, much less move it to Haywaii. And would Faust agree to this horror of entertainment?

[Niklashg]

916261 neither its Princess miamore cadensa!

[SuperChaosKG]

Now we get Discord FOR REALZ?

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[deathtap]

Pink voice is so obviously Cadence... I think...

[Smurf]

pink voice gotta be Lauren Faust

[meowcatz]

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[DavidPony]

dis is gonna be good

[SuperPinkBrony12]

916257 I don't see it, I think you're mistaking the color for another one which is suppose to represent Pipsqueak.

[Captain Literal]

KILL BILL REFERENCE!!

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So it begins.......dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/discord.png

[Thoth]

A Kill Bill reference?.....well-played, my friend.

More excited to see who wins the contest on July 30th...but this will hold me off, for sure!

[JimboTex]

Wait, you mean we won't get a Lyra episode that mentions the whole humans thing? dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra_cry.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra_cry.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra_cry.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra_cry.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra_cry.png

[Juria]

This is going to be so awesome!

[KillerSteel]

Well, time to break the draconequus' back.

SMASH HIM INTO LITTLE PIECES, QUEENY, WITH THE FURIOUS VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND GODS!

[overlord-flinx]

917461 Who said we wouldn't?

[Rarityshy]

Darling, you have lead us on with wonderful little shots and now I simply can't wait to see who this "benefactor" is. My guess is someone who hasn't been involved; unless my memory fails me I believe that Luna hasn't been subjected to this show. She would also have access to the royal coffers to fund such a show.
Ciao darling

[Needsmoresleep]

oh my god
pink voice
its diamond tiara isn't it?!

[overlord-flinx]

919200 Oh thank you for telling me that. Now my world is complete thanks to your words on my lack of humor. You sir or ma'am are a god send, thank you so much.

[Exaecatio]

920343 Great idea!
I wouldn't have thought of that myself, but now that you mention it, I think I agree....

[Needsmoresleep]

921125 yes it makes sense when you think of it
especially after you watch how she ran the foal free press like she was J. Jonah Jameson

[Bookworm24]

916257 duh...pin voice is Lauren Faust

[Sandalwood]

im still wondering what pips doing with discord and chrys. so im expecting the pink voice not to be an obvious choice. an odd choice like mrs cake or something.

[Caneighdian Jake]

I'm throwing in my vote for Cadence in regards to the pink voice.

[Enmar]

[Changeling Recruit]

My Queen, if I may ask who is this voice?

[Codyray1]

Oh dear. New voice.
Alrighty, this I gotta see.

[EveryponySmile]

I think the pink voice is Trollestia.

[Crusadin]

917016
You know what I hate about that theme, they could have used it during the crazy 88 fight. Or any kind of fight music for that matter, instead of just keeping it silent.
I swear, as Celestia as my witness! I will eventually catch up with Know your Mare!

[River Dashe]

Pink is pinkie, white is celestia

[Rosebud_teh_Pegasus]

We've seen the pink voice a few times... I dunno who 'tis... Maybe Cheerilee... Or Celestial... Or Cadance

[Skyguy7_13]

Ricecicles are for colts!
shouldn't that be for foals because colts means "boys" and foals mean "kids"

[HotRodasaurus]

Hey! I resent that. I am 18 and addicted to popsicles.

[Briarpelt]

Still not sure who the pink voice is, or if she's the same as the normal-text narration from earlier in the chapter.

[Earthpatriot117]

I think the pink voice is the author.