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// What's in the news? 
// Story: Know your Mare 
// by overlord-flinx 
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Hey...

Reading the funnies today Blank...?

Would but I can't...

...Queeny said she wanted them...

Queeny wanted the funnies...?

Yeah...

She said after an hour with you, she had to remind herself what even the lowest form of comedy was...

...You remembered that pretty clearly...

She wrote me a note...

Always thinking of others...

...So what're you reading...?

The big news story for the week...

...Apparently a crazed lunatic and accomplice recently broke out of Canterlot's Maximum Security Prison...

Hah...

I bet Celestia's really feeling the heat with those nuts out...

She would...

...But a message they left behind pointed to someone else...

Oh yeah...?

Who...?

No words...

...It was just a blood red picture drawn on the wall...

Let me see that paper...

...

...

...

...Is that broccoli or an upside-down water fall...?




"Child... Must I remind you we are on a quest of revenge... STOP LOOKING AT PASTRIES!"