Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

ROUND 2: Luna

Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

...Blank?

...No...

You have to...

You can't make me...

In the center of the light, the princess of the night stood proudly if not a little confused at the sudden argument. "Is something amiss?"

No...

...just a little trouble...

...We'll go on without him...

Luna...

...is a kind and gentle princess...

"My thanks to thee."

Blank...

...if you're not going to help...

Sorry sorry...

I'll quiet down...

Good...

Luna...

...doesn't get enough slack...

"I must agree. But it is comforting to know an individual agrees."

Blank...!

What...?

Oh...!

Sorry...

Just stay quiet...

Luna...

...has no sense of humor...

"I have a wonderful understanding of the jostling tone."

Sure you do...

Alfalfa monster...

Luna burst into a fit of laughter as she in vain tried to cover her mouth to end the laughter.

Hah-hah-hah!

BLANK!

Sorry--

No!

I've had enough of this!

Let the kid go...

...it's not his fault...

Oh you just want this to stop for the chaos value you're getting off on...

Well...

No matter...

Luna...

...has a crush on Pipsqueak...

"Tis a lie!"

It's a lie!

Really...?

Then how do you feel about him...?

She doesn't have to answer that...

"I needn't answer that."

I wonder how you'll react to the recording we have of him talking about you...?

"Records on audio?"

Yes...

Play--

Before the audio could be played, the floor beneath Luna swung open and swallowed her into the abyss like many before her.

Sorry Luna!

You are spineless runt...

...Well he is just a colt...

Comments

[Hecatia]

First and I don't give a F LOL
Jk jk awesome story as always
EDIT: I lost myself at the alfalfa monster

[HikariToYami]

Waut what huh!?

[Octavio the Umbreon]

LOL! it udated! vunderful!!1

[Bookworm24]

I KNEW UNDERLINE VOICE WAS PIPSQUEAK!!!!!!

[SuperPinkBrony12]

Nice going Pipsqueak look what at you let happen to Princess Luna, I don't think she'll be going anywhere for now.

As for you unidentified voices you lose again, so do us all a favor and just go away.

[BOBthieBomber]

That little shit just destroyed everything.
But still, Luna gets enough shit thrown in the face for a day already.

[darkironpony]

Wohoo! Magnificient chapter!

[Magatsu Orpheus]

Given the bold voice's papa wolf demeanor to children, I think that maybe it's the... Nostalgia Critic!

[Silent Breeze]

By chapter 40? I think you basicly revealed everything in one single swoop here.

[overlord-flinx]

721037 Exactly, the pieces are falling into the final place.

[Silent Breeze]

721047 I really did want the underlined one to be a mind-controlled Manehatten accented Applejack though...

[VaporingRat]

Luna is best pony!

[overlord-flinx]

721061 Not my style.

[Silent Breeze]

721068 Ah well, 'spose it isn't. Still, fun times here.

[overlord-flinx]

721084 Italic is evil enough. To have anything more evil would tip the story into too far hurtful and unfunny.

[Goldy]

Pipsqueak= Blank/ Underline? He was nice to Luna, and we all know that Pipsqueak's favorite Princess is Luna.

[YourPrivateNightmare]

Ok, the blank one is Pipsqueak...no doubt

[SergeantShenanigans]

... I......... was right?

Heh, I was right.....

WOOOOHOOO! This chapter confirms my theories! I was right!

Sorry about that, but this chapter made me laugh, great job.

[Captain Literal]

Is it just me, or are the voices starting to derail themselves? I think this was a win! They didnt really make her angry, in fact the made themselves angry. Lol characters:3 voices:2 also I now have more to my bio...... >=)

images.wikia.com/mlp/images/c/cd/Princess_Luna_om_noming_S02E04.png

[LonelyChild]

Hwat?

[Nightstar]

Someony,Discord?,Pipsqueak

[Juria]

Hmm, Discord, Pipsqueak, and, well, someponyelse, or maybe it's Gilda. Quick, somepony put a fire under the blod voice and see if we smell bbq chicken!

[Isopod]

It can't be Discord since the same voice "talked" to his statue. Unless Discord is such a troll he talked to his own statue. xD

[Tay the Chemist]

722298 Discord? I thought it might have been Chrysalis. What chapter did they show up again? I think there was some reference to 'This Day Aria'. Maybe. I'll have to check.
Checked it, 'This is going to be just perfect'. With 'Perfect' in green.

[Clockwise Gear]

722298
Nah, Discord, Chrysalis, Pipsqueak.

Oh you just want this to stop for the chaos value you're getting off on..

she said to bold voice. Who else but Discord would get off on chaos?
And in one of the previous chapters we had PERFECT, likely a reference to "This Day Aria," Chrysalis's villain song.

EDIT: derp, QuickSilverPaul has already pointed the last bit out.
Whatever. Point stands.

[Bookworm24]

722298 no. Italic is The Changeling Queen. remember what she did to Fluttershy the second time around? A circle of green flames.

[Neuex]

trap door fail.

[DstroyA]

Chrysalis, Discord, Pipsqueak
I called pip 4+ chapters ago now didn't I! chrysalis and discord though got me I though it was
Cadence, Miss Cherilee, Pipsqueak
Well I can't wait for the final tally to come in so I can see how well I did
(just realized there is no emote for any of those characters, would've liked to put their faces next to their names)

[chartreusephlox]

722814 I wouldn't put it past him. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/discord.png He might have escaped and created a replica of his stone form to lull everyone into complacency. Or he could only have power to speak as a disembodied voice, which would explain the statue being unable to respond.

Edit: Especially since in the Discord chapter, bold described Discord as "a hard nut to crack" and having a "rock hard body", neither of which are bad things, and one of which is a pretty good thing. And he said he'd handle getting the statue back to its place.

[Roarin Thunder]

Discord, Chrysalis, and Pipsqueak well its all here in black and white you used fizzy lifting drinks though I said not to you get nothing good day sir!!!!

Jokes aside I will still read this no matter knowing the voices I love this story

[SuperChaosKG]

II KNEW IT!! I KNEW BLANK WAS PIP!! And now, to find out BOLD!! ONE DAY!!

[Leggy the brony]

721493 luna's cheek is larger than the apple... Just sayin'
More please

[Captain Literal]

730868 tell that to the makers to the photo. i believe it was hasbro.

[BlackRoses169]

img.ponibooru.org/images/79/797600deac948207a98bed82df798df1

[KillerSteel]

So now we know two of the three voices, and I have suspicions about the third.

[Questionable Object]

Chaos value Luna is best princess
Discord? Chrysalis Pipsqueek
Huh....
Neat.

[iloveportalz0r]

>No...
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>...We'll go on without him...
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721493 dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Luna_apple.png

749849 dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/lolface_Celestia.png

[Sandalwood]

nolonger trying to hide who they are.
and im pretty sure bold is discord, the glorified hodgepodge, as i originally thought

[Enmar]

lol!

[Ledingdongdiddle]

720997
How? Did Pipsqueak's reveal hit the fan?

[Brony2]

aw man, i thought the underlined voice was abblebloom
mehz

[EveryponySmile]

SO, NOW YOU KNOW....
Who the underlined voice is. Pip.

[Dragon Turtle]

Get rid of Blank. When he keeps cutting in, it stops anything really funny from happening.

[Butterkeet]

i know who they are: discord,chrysalis and........PIP?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Delete account]

Discord is bold chrysalis is that weird sliding thingy underline is pip

[catluvr2]

Obvious Little Pip is obvious.

[shadowblitz13]

2381048 you mean pip,little pip is a character from fallout equestria....

[Dementia Ravenmane]

It is funny because Teemo die- wait. Oops, wrong story.

[BrackMadar]

confirmed for Pip

[River Dashe]

im pretty sure im wrong but...is blank pipsqueak?