EXTRA: Riceicles...
Hey Pipsqueek, what'cha got there?
This?
Oh it's only the greatest thing made by pony kind.
It's called a Riceicle.
A Riceicle?
Well what kinda newfangled contraption is that?
Oh Cap'n, you're so old.
Hah-hah, yes I am.
Yes I am.
A Riceicle is the newest form of creative ingenuity.
And for our lucky viewers, we're going to teach them how to make their own at home...
...Right now!
Right now?
You're blowing my mind here Pippy!
So let's get right to it.
First, you need a Popsicle stick.
Then, you need about a pound of rice.
A pound of rice?
A pound of rice.
Well why in the hay to we need a pound of the stuff if we're just making one for ourselves?
Oh Cap'n...
That's so selfish.
What sort of monster only makes Riceicles for only themselves?
You're right.
I need to learn to share.
Anyway.
Now you cook the rice to a nice, tasteful brown or a soft, sticky white...
Depending on your taste.
And when that's done, you pour it all into a nice big bowl.
Stick as many sticks as you have friends into the bowl of rice nice and tall and put it all in your freezer.
Wait about 4-10 hours before taking it back out and BAM!
Take a nice ice pick or spoon and hammer your own riceicle out of there to eat.
What about if we want more flavor?
Always a step ahead of me, cap'n.
If you want to add some flavor, just add a nice drop of soy sauce or any other condiment to the top and just let it drizzle down for a nice flavor.
And that's it?
That's it!
Well why are we still here?
Let's go make our own!
YEAH!
STOP!
Oh buck!
It's the fun police, buddy!
What do we do?!
Make a break for it!
Wai--
Hrm...
We still have to do--
Never mind...
Let them have their fun...
I'll just handle the little ones myself...
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Uh-Oh. Not the LITTLE ONES!!!!!
first
fiirst yay
1021843>>1021845 Nope.
first>>1021848 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMTE8qnJ7h8
SHUT UP AND GET TO THE POINT!!!!!!!
Hehehehehe. Now we know how to make a favored treat
Sounds interesting might try
1021872 It's an extra since I already updated... You don't have to read the extra if you don't want. I honestly won't care either way.
No! Not the younglings!
I prefer fish sauce, tomato extract, and a wee bit of fried pork oil with my rice ...
The little ones? They finally settle that lawsuit with sweetie belle?
Uh oh, she's not doing what I think she's doing.You stay away from those Cake twins you bug-faced skank!
Dear author... Please for the love of god have Discord rain cheese upon on of the future ponies saying
WONDERFUL
TIME FOR A CELERATION
CHEESE,
FOR EVERYONE
Now I know, and knowing is half the battle
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The Fun Police?!
What the heck.
I am not interested in googling Ricicle... I am going to do it.
Weeeee! I think I'll make these sometime soon. C:
Egads! NOT THE FUN POLICE!
So... Riceicles are just frozen rice on a stick? Huh.
So who wants to actually tell us how a ricicle tastes?
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You know what? I have a massive amount of rice sitting in my pantry/closet and no tortillas and beans to make burritos...I might just try this out.
So now e know how to make the treat that Discord and Pip love so much!
.... If I happen to ever have a huge MLP party, i just might include this in the food...
1021893 I just like saying random sayings.
1022086 He'd then make it dissappear declareing
SCRATCH THAT
CHEESE FOR NO ONE
THAT CAN BE AS MUCH OF A CELEBRATION IF YOU DON'T LIKE CHEESE.
1022059 Why would Chrysalis go after the Cake Twins, they can't really talk yet and I doubt Mr. and Mrs. Cake would just let them go on anyways, unless you're implying that Chrysalis kidnaps or is it foalnaps them.
1021843 second!
1023524 Hmm, it's her, so anything is possible.
You should start interviewing some famous O.CS!
Now that, would be good.
1024369 No...
1024401 Just sayin, skip all the red alicorns and do some real bronies like muscians or other writers or aritists
Its always more fun to screw with real people.
But if not then oh-well
1024463 I hate OCs... Not one will be allowed anywhere near here.
1024515 Fair nuff
Why not use an ice tray or muffin/cup cake molds or the like instead of risking uneven pieces?
1024796 Yah! that way you can have individual flavors
Riceicles again!
I was expecting Riceicles to be more like frozen rice pudding pops!
1023435 AWWW YEAAHHHH
1021843>>1021845
Morons.
WE SPEW OUR RICECLE GOODNESS APON ALL OF OUR SUBJECTS!!!!!
I was imagining a Ricicle as more of a rice dream Popsicle
or an "arroz con leche" Popsicle
...
but soy-sauce works too
I just caught one mistake:
Well why in the hay to we need a pound of the stuff if we're just making one for ourselves?
- 'to' should be 'do'
Anways, I'm going to try making some tomorrow.
1022059
Let's not forget that the Cake twins managed to make Pinkie cry. If Crysalis is going after them, then I really, really, really, pity her.
1022059 Yes, yes. The twins. Go for the twins Chrysalis!
Man it's been a while since I've read any of these.
Sorry about that by the way, I've been preoccupied.
Okay that was a lie, the power at my house has been out for a while, a telephone pole attacked my power box.
'The little ones'?
Don't look at me. I've got my suspicions, but there ARE a lot of kids in Ponyville.
What? Ah don't know. It's like Twi' said; lotta kiddos in Ponyville.
Maybe, but they've all gone through this process already.
That's crazy! That'd be ripping about 15 foals at once!
AJ?
Huh...could it possibly be a certain trio we know?
Could it be...all of them at once?
Well c'mon, who're the hosts?
True, true...well, guess we can look forward to it.
I kinda like the idea of getting 15 foals in there, then insulting them all one by one.
Crushing their souls to DUST.
That's really hostile of you, Twilight!
Sorry, sorry.
Foals are the next generation, and they'll contribute many boons to Equestria!
There you go.
Except for the ones who invented all that slang in the plot-end of Manehatten.
Slang? I didn't know Equestria HAD slang beyond AJ's accent.
Oy!
Seriously? It's the city, what'd you expect?
I dunno...seems like the rest of Equestria happily minds its own business. I figured you'd all uphold the proper use of your language as well as your laws.
I'll take you on a road trip later. I need to blow up some walls over there anyway...
Sweet! Road trip!
Sure, what the hell? Pass me one, Shorty.
*Spike tosses one over to Steel, and he takes a chomp out of it.*
Cold...crunchy...yet mildly enjoyable. Pretty tasteless though.
Alright...
*Takes another bite, chewing it. He looks at the Ricecicle in his hand, seeing a bright red core that's been half eaten. He squints his eyes at it, then slowly widens them as his face turns red.*
S-She didn't...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*Steel immediately spews a jet of flame, and sprints around the room, shouting.*
OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW THIS HURTS THIS HURTS SO MUCH!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
*Both Pinkie and Spike sit there, munching their ultra-spicey Ricecicles as they watch Steel sprint around in fire-fueled agony.*
Sooo... CMC are next?
I hate when I catch up to the updates. I move my mouse to the 'next' button, then there isn't a 'next' button.
Uhh, is that really what they are? ... It doesn't sound so delicious to me. Sounds like I would just end up with some sticks in a completly stuck together bowl of ice.
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GET ON WITH IT!!