Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

SS: Trixie

Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

It was almost a comfort to not hear a chorus of voices for the silver-maned mare, though the look of caution did not stray too far from her as she waited on center stage.

Trixie...

...gives money to the homeless...

"Well, actually I have--waaaaait a second. I'm not falling for that. That's going to be some wind up to a joke about how I 'give money to the homeless' because I am homeless, hm? Not walking into that."

Trixie...

...teaches fillies magic in her spare time...

"Oh-ho! Now I bet you're going to insinuate that I can only do that because I'M only on par with children, right?! So-o-o-o obvious!"

Trixie...

...has more friends than enemies...

"Yeah? Why is that? Is it because I'm not worth anyone's trouble? Is that it? I'm not a threat to anyone! I see through this whole facade!" With a dramatic huff, Trixie scampered off stage, head held high as she reveled in her victory.

...This is why we tell jokes...

Now you know...

Trixie...

Comments

[Foxtrot-Mayflower]

Read, or read not? On one hand (hoof) this will be a long term project, on the other looks like people like it, so… Guess I’ll just do it. Hopefully this won’t be a year-long reading binge, especially since it’s still being updated (good job author!)

Edit: should of checked the word count lmao, my bad.

[overlord-flinx]

11763407
It’s popcorn reading. You can pretty much jump in anywhere at any time and you’ll still be equally confused by the nonsensical lore of it. But it’s more just a vehicle for comedy.

[Foxtrot-Mayflower]

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Oh no, the problem was that there’s so many chapters I thought it was going to be more than 100,000 words, Turns out it’s around 80,000, which isn’t too much to read. Should of looked for the word count.

Anyways, definitely reading the whole thing. 1st chapter’s pretty good.

[Dirty Bit]

Reverse psychology at it's finest

[Zubric]

To be fair, Trixie has changed a lot since season one counterpart