Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

Sunset Shimmer? Part 1

Know your girl, know your girl, know your girl...

Her outfit was eerily similar to one voices. Her hair and skin were much the same as well. Perhaps the only difference was the lack of a perpetual scowl.

This is ridiculous...

The money we're making off of this is ridiculous!

We don't get paid for this.

Maybe YOU don't...

Sunset Shimmer...

is actually three dwarves in a trench-coat...

"But... i'm not actually wearing a trench-coat... I'm wearing pants and a shirt... That's not enough to hide dwarves."

Sunset Shimmer...

Does not deny the claim she is a series of dwarves...

"I'm stating how that couldn't be true. What's this show about again?"

I wonder that every waking day.

Sunset Shimmer...

Is three part dwarves, one part bacon...

"But I just told you, there's no possible--bacon?"

Sunset Shimmer...

Carries a can of mace to fend off the dogs after her bacon...

"But I don't have bacon. Why would I even leave the house with bacon in the first place?"

Sunset Shimmer...

Is too smart for this--HEY! Give me the mic back!

OW! She hit me!

Don't hit him, you brat!

They started it!

Everyone stop or I'm banishing someone to the puppet dimension... And it might just be me so I can get away from all of you!

Oh-boo-hoo! Life is so hard for the walking talking jigsaw puzzle.

I'd tell you to jam a sock in it, but you have too many holes to fill!

"Um... Do you guys need a moment or...?"

STAY OUT OF THIS!

In the blink of an eye, the young woman on stage was sent flying with a flash of green lightning from off stage.

...Crap... We're gonna have to go get her, aren't we?

I vote we don't.

You don't get a vote.

Why not?

Because you're grounded.

Comments

[Dirty Bit]

Well, that was a thing

Did I see a BoJack Horseman reference?

[Tatsurou]

Okay, that was pretty hilarious.

[Razzy]

Snrk, that went swimmingly.

[Klevrock]

Discord and Chrysalis' little insults to one another just made my day.