Cherry Jubilee
Know your mare, know your mare, know your--
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BLANK!
Huh, wha?
Keep those eye balls in your head son...
What...?
Oh...
Got it...
The mare on center stage gave her face a light fanning as she help in a light chuckle from the voices' arguing.
Cherry Jubilee...
...is queen of double entendres...
"Can't say I agree with that, but hey; wouldn't be the first time I was turned in the wrong direction."
You see...?
Cherry Jubilee...
...approves hiring based on gender...
"Course I do. It may come off as a little short minded, but sex is very important in the work place."
Do you hear yourself...?
Cherry Jubilee...
...Is a tiger...
"A tiger? Bullpucky. I am a natural pony... But if I where one of them big cats, I'd rather be a cougar."
Fff...
I can't be the only one hearing this...!
Cherry Jubilee...
...enjoys the spotlight...
"Don't get it much in my line of work, but when I do get it it brings back memories of being on center stage for all the stallions and colts to see. But I'm too old fer' it now."
Don't count yourself out...
...You're still plenty good looking...
"Thank ya' very much. After this, maybe I can show you some of my homevidoes from my wild mare days."
Come on...!
Cap'n...
...Calm down...
Alright, alright...
...Sorry Jubilee...
"No harm. I'm used to having bursts around me... usually boys."
I...
I can't take this...
...It's just...
...I'm out...
...
So now you know...
Cherry Jubilee...
"Come by my store sometime and get to know me a little more... Always like a strong stallion to visit my shop; but mares work too," dismissing with her last words, the mare trotted out of the light.
...That was fun...
Yeah...
Don't really see why Discord was so wound about it...
Eh, you know him...
...He has trouble keeping it all tucked it around older mares...
Yeah...
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Who's Cheryy Jubilee again?
This has got to be one of the better 'Know your Mare's '. I couldn't stop laughing for a full twenty seconds after I finished reading it. Hell, I'm chuckling and smiling as I write this out.
This was well worth the wait. I hope you can keep up the standard.
LOL now, I DO know Cherry Jubile!! LOL any ways, THATS A WIN!!!! bwhahahahahahaha!!! AHH havent had a good evil laugh in a while.
She's the one who hire Applejack during that wild goose chase.
I believe this is that Mare that Applejack chose to work for in that episode where Derpy talked and got namedropped. Mild accent, owned a cherry orchard.
814372the pony who hired applejack to work on her cherry farm. Besides that this was a little too funny my sides are burning away more.calories then football players workout keep em coming!
Hahahaha, need to find someone who does crackships now Cherry Jubilee x Discord would be great to read
I'm sorry but I just couldn't stop thinking of this whan Discord was all "ffffff"
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Damn, that's funny people. That was too good!
Keep those eye balls in your head son...
Is that a Spongebob reference I spy?
Discord has FEELINGS for Cherry Jubilee, Say What?!
Hah, Discord has his mind in the gutter.
brain what is your status report brain kay who broke brainbot wait AUTHOR I BLAME YOU!
Well done sir, discord has been out-gunned
Don't worry Discord... I can hear it too...
I'd probably run for my life in that situation as well. The implications are so blatantly obvious in every damn sentence she says, she can't have been doing it unintentionally.
Oh, and the other two are idiots... well, Chrysalis is, Pip's too young to get it.
Yeah, I'm going to be the only one who hardly gets any of that.
ka-ZING!
Nice one. I love this episode... My dirty dirty mind got everyone of those lines sadly enough.... Time to get the brain sponge I guess..
Discord and Cherry
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the reaction faces anyway lol
Since a few people brought it up... I gotta ask...
Do you people want me to write a crack fiction of Discord and Jubilee?
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That comment made absolutely no sense.
And by the way I really just did not get this one.
817358 I for one would prefer Pip x Jubilee fic, that MILF x little boy would be cool. Besides the onliy MILF fic I've seen is Spike x Rarity... Well in theory both Celestia and Luna are MILFs but they don't count if they don't look like MILFs.
818695 Then perhaps I will do that.
I didn't get a thing at first, then when I read it again I thought I understood, then I looked at the comments, trying to clear it up, and when I understood even less I thought of re-reading it with more detail...
And I got it.
Just.... Oh my god. This is amazing. One of the best ones yet.
I'm loving this
I greatly look forward to the next one soon
817358
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814597 That is THE BEST PICTURE of Discord I've ever seen.
And this is probably the best chapter I've ever read. Don't worry Discord, all of us out here in Internet Land can hear the exact same things you're hearing. And we're all just laughing while you're unable to control yourself :V.
Sounds like cherry knows how to get around discord
817358 Discord and Cherry DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!x100
kloudmutt
>But if I where one of them big cats
*were
This is the best chapter yet! It is true that Cherry Jubilee is the queen of double entendres...
Poor Discord....
HAHAHAHA! Pip's got the hots for teacher
and Discord's all "The hell is wrong with you people!"
I kept missing the name and thought they were doing "Cheerilee" (the elementary teacher) That comment about her thinking herself a cougar made me
I kept missing the name and thought they were doing "Cheerilee" (the elementary teacher) That comment about her thinking herself a cougar made me
. Then I realize it wasn't her and I 
oh god
...
...
816791 sex jokes EVERYWHERE!
Ew. I reacted just like Discord
Amusing Chryssy, but I think you meant "in", not "it".
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Oddly enough, that was Pip's line.
Wow. Just wow. I am loving this, but Jubilee has to be the best one yet.
this is the best chapter of this story......so far
if you excuse me i going to visit jubiiee now
I know so many comebacks from what Jubilee said....
Now we know how that orchard was paid for.
2986130 yeah... that's the point. She was setting those up on purpose to toy with them.
... sweet chaos!
I have four words for this:
That's
What
She
Said
I swear she was doing that on purpose.