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Flash Sentry

Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

Clad in the light decoration suited for a Royal Guard, the pegasus on stage waved a little modest hoof to what audience may have been present within the darkness.

Flash Sentry...

...is lowly, worthless--

Okay...

...Not the right person for her to start out on...

Flash Sentry...

...is in charge of guarding the toast...

"You have no idea how crazy breakfast can be. Sometimes those slices of bread need the extra protection."

Flash Sentry...

...is the saviour of the universe...

"I wish. But being the saviour of breakfast is fine for me."

Flash Sentry...

...is done in a flash and takes a century to get back up...

"Hah. I'd have to agree with you. I'm done with that toast so fast when I get it, but it always leaves me too full to have another right after."

Flash Sentry...

...doesn't wash his hooves...

"That's not true. I have to wash up or the crumbs from the toast--"

We were joking about the toast!

STOP BRINGING IT UP!

"Alright, alright. I'll stop."

Good...

Flash Sentry...

...has trouble spreading...

"...Spreading jam..."

THAT'S IT!

"You set that one up for me and you know it."

Now you know...

Flash Sentry...

"Hm. This was easier than Twilight said it would be."

Oh...

...We'll make it harder...

GO!

Before Flash could react, a bolt of light green lightning jutted out from off stage and sent him flying. "DUMP ME WILL YOU!" Was yelled after him before more and more bolts of energy were volleyed after him.

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Twilight Best Pony

Twilight Best Pony #1 · Jul 17th, 2013 · 4 · ·

HA!

Pen Brush

Pen Brush #2 · Jul 17th, 2013 · 5 · ·

Insano crazy sunset shimmer go insaneer

Roarin Thunder

Roarin Thunder #3 · Jul 17th, 2013 · 3 · ·

Good job bringing Sunset Shimmer into it.

Nopony in Particular

Nopony in Particular #4 · Jul 17th, 2013 · 6 · ·

Loved the "Flash Sentry, Saviour of the Universe" reference.

Chaotic Note

Chaotic Note #5 · Jul 17th, 2013 · 4 · ·

God damn, Flash is good.
Although by the time Sunset Shimmer is done with him, he'll be...
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toast.

Web of Hope

Web of Hope #6 · Jul 17th, 2013 · 4 · ·

I'm sorry for this, but I have to.

Tachyon Xenophile

Tachyon Xenophile #7 · Jul 18th, 2013 · 1 · ·

Sunset rage.

Dirty Bit

Dirty Bit #8 · Jul 18th, 2013 · 4 · ·

Flash Sentry...
...is the saviour of the universe...

What you did there...I see it.

Also, I love the bitter Sunset Shimmer in this chapter

SuperPinkBrony12

SuperPinkBrony12 #9 · Jul 18th, 2013 · 3 · ·

2891722 Screw the money I have rules!

Wait let me try that again.

Telly Vision

Telly Vision #10 · Jul 18th, 2013 · · ·

2892903

He didn't stand a ghost of a chance.

SuperPinkBrony12

SuperPinkBrony12 #11 · Jul 18th, 2013 · · ·

2893131 Snot him.

Shadowed Rainbow

Shadowed Rainbow #12 · Jul 18th, 2013 · 1 · ·

Love how you brought Sunset Shimmer into the announcer group - yay new characters! And I didn't get the "Flash Sentry being the savior of the universe" reference (I still don't, could someone be so kind as to elaborate for me), but the constant mentioning of toast was funny! I'd love to see something involving Flash and toast now.