Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

Novelization.

Give me something witty.

The only thing more bankrupt than this show is our moral compass.

That's not the kind of witty I---We're bankrupt?

Don't look for your next check in the mail.

We get checks?!

-WE- get checks...

Money aside, why did you want something witty?

I'm making a novelization of our time running this show. So, I wanted some snappy eye-catchers to get them off the shelf.

Novelization? By you?

Who better?

That's my boy...

Forget who writes it---

Me.

---what would it be about?

The trials and tribulations of our perilous time combating the arrogant and the depraved.

...So this was your idea?

The checks aren't coming. Kingdoms cannot keep the lights on by themselves.

Seriously, is there someone I was supposed to talk to?

Author's Note:

If You Give a Pip a Cookie.

A silly new story that I hope you check out if you hadn't seen it come into being.

Thanks for viewing, and I'll see you again in the next author's notes. WOOSH!

Comments

[Cuber Snuggles]

The only thing more bankrupt than this show is our moral compass.

Hold on Shim sham, I'll add to that!

"Giving low a new meaning."

"Makes tartarus look good."

"Will make you question your every life decision."

"Like a can of worms. We're disgusting and everywhere!"

"We're running out of quotes!"

[overlord-flinx]

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You can edit the novel.

[Cuber Snuggles]

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[Flash Notion]

I've officially forgotten which character is which. Can someone remind me?

[overlord-flinx]

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Bold is Discord, italic is Queen Chrysalis, underline is Pipsqueak, and red is Sunset Shimmer.

[Razzy]

This can only end well...