FINAL BATTLE: Cheerilee
Know your mare, know your mare, know your--
Blank!
...
Blank you have to do the show...
You can't make me...
Fine...
Ignore him...
On center stage under the spotlight, the school teacher of all of Ponyville looked a bit puzzled by the small development. "Is something wrong?"
Just a little civil disobedience...
"Better civil than uncivil."
Right...
...That's the opposite of how you categorize your sex life, right...?
"I think that's my business to worry about."
Of course...
Cheerilee...
...Is known as La Bicicleta in Appleloosa...
"I haven't even been to Appleloosa before... And why would I be known as The Bicycle?"
Because you're the first thing anypony ever rides...
"That's uncalled for. I would like an apology letter after this."
Cheerilee...
...is a horrible person...
Heavy on the on H-O-R...
"Horrible--Stop that!"
Cheerilee...
...Is alone by choice...
"That's pretty much true. But--"
Everypony else's choice...
"Stallions ask me out almost everyday. If I wanted to I could go out. But I have papers to grade and students to focus on."
Cheerilee...
...Loves to tell stories...
"When I was younger, yes. But what does that have to do with anything?"
Everything...
In ways you could not even begin to comprehend with your Ponyville intelligence...
"I'll have you know that Ponyville is the second leading village in all of Equestria when it comes to education."
Yippy...
You lost to Canterlot and won to ponies who are high and a whole city of inbred ponies...
"There's no need to start making fun of other cities."
Does this pony have a 'stick out of flank' switch...?
I wouldn't count on it...
"I'm standing right here you know."
So that's where all the stank is coming from...
"That's--"
Cheerilee...
But before another word could be said about her, the floor beneath her slid open and swallowed her up into the darkness with a sharp squeal of surprise.
...Blank...?
I can't do it Cap'n! I can't do it!
Don't be such a coward...
But if we make fun of her, she's gonna--
Don't worry buddy...
...I'll make it right if it comes to that...
Thanks Cap'n...
...You two grow more and more toxic to me as the seconds pass...
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Pip just can't handle going against his teacher, can he?
"Because you're the first thing anypony ever rides..."
"Stallions ask my out almost everyday."
Should be "me".
Poor Pip he couldn't do it.
63 chapters now?! Good grief!
wow "The first thing everypony rides" just wow!!!
XD "la Bicicleta"
Well you have to give these guys credit Cheerilee isn't exactly easy to poke fun at but they made do with what they had.
Also poor Pip he just can't bring in him to hurt his own teacher, I wonder if Discord and even Chrysalis have lines they won't cross?
Those three are stepping closer to the edge every show. Let's see how long they can keep things up before they fall.
1000969 They can, it doesn't mean they only. I mean they did Fluttershy, and she has as much character as a bowl of rice.
1001000 Wouldn't you like to know...?
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"Stallions ask my out almost everyday. If I wanted to I could go out. But I have papers to grade and students to focus on."
MY????
MY???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????
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JKJK, love this story.
I love it!
Poor Pip... he couldn't stand it...
Poor Pip, couldn't say anything bad about his teacher - he fears the potential for getting a failing grade!
1001108 I agree with this guy.
1000704 Who could? Cheerilee is awesome.
When you know someone on a personal level, and really do like them, it's hard to do something like this. Especially when you're a kid ripping into your teacher.
You did a respectable good, Blank.
Nevermind, my earlier assumption was incorrect.
Oh my god, that's fucked up!
2838834 I don't get it.
3024269 You'll understand when you're older. Or when you've spent more time on the internet.
Final battle?
... I'm totally going to use this from now on