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Know your Mare - overlord-flinx

It's silly, it's pointless, and it makes little to no sense... I've heard of worse story ideas.

Know your Mare written by overlord-flinx
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PSA: Rarity

Presidential candidate Rarity to the first glance is one beautiful and sophisticated mare. And that first glance would be absolutely right. Inside and out, Rarity has been poised and diligent to be Canterlot aristocracy; though the cards never had it to her favor. Yet, she persisted and became the star designer of her hometown of Ponyville. If that would not be enough, she gladly gives all she can to whoever she can at the drop of a hat.

Rarity is as beautiful and elegant as she is giving.

OR IS SHE!?

If you ask Rarity's own sister, she will tell you she has to BRIBE and TRICK her sister into attending family or friendly events. She has time to be giving to ponies outside of the family but not inside? How can we believe in a pony to care for us when she doesn't even give a flip about her own flesh and blood? Even then, she can't even control three fillies without the help of her soft spoken friend. Is this the kind of mare you want running your school system?

Rarity:

Rising Star of the Underclass?

Or

Horrible Filly Kicker?

YOU DECIDE!

...Cap'n...? Do you remember what we do here?

Blank. I didn't know what we did here since day one. I just stick around for the free riceicles.

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well_thishappened
well_thishappened #1 · Mar 8th, 2014 · · ·
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in other words: :raritywink:and:raritystarry: or:raritydespair: and:raritycry:, you decide!:duck:

Not Thinking
Not Thinking #2 · Mar 8th, 2014 · · ·
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Welp

That is a thing that happened.

Also, riceicles.

shirotora
shirotora #3 · Mar 8th, 2014 · · ·
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...Cap'n...? Do you remember what we do here?

Blank. I didn't know what we did here since day one. I just stick around for the free riceicles.

Wait? There was a purpose to this:rainbowderp:

Comment posted by Cloudy Days deleted Mar 9th, 2014
Alen
Alen #5 · Mar 8th, 2014 · · ·
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All bow before The Sacred One, The Bringer of Riceicles! All bow bofore Joe!

:rainbowlaugh::twilightangry2:
Are you still angry Darling? Honestly, you really have no sense of humor. :duck:
Hey Sugurcube your´s is up. :ajsmug:

:rainbowlaugh::ajsmug: :facehoof:

SuperPinkBrony12
SuperPinkBrony12 #6 · Mar 8th, 2014 · · ·
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Is it bad that this one has more then a few grains of truth in it?

Dirty Bit
Dirty Bit #7 · Mar 8th, 2014 · · ·
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4052675 The truth hurts sometimes :derpytongue2:

As far as this chapter, Discord sells it :rainbowlaugh:

Jacky2734
Jacky2734 #8 · Mar 9th, 2014 · · ·
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4052675

The best slander always has a grain of truth to it.

DeltaXeno1138
DeltaXeno1138 #9 · Aug 30th, 2015 · · ·
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You forgot tricked someone of another race through seduction to work for her for free.

And took his birthday dinner!
Literally!
Who the hell does that?!

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