100th Episode Special
Know your mare, know your mare, know your--
Hah, hah, hah...
Remember when it was just me...?
How many episodes ago was that...?
Doesn't matter really...
...Hello...
I'm Voice Number One...
...Or Cap'n...
...Or Hodgepodge...
...Or Discord...
Here at Know your Mare, we have a lot of laughs...
And it all started with a simple joke...
Twilight Sparkle…
…is a conspiracy nut…
How the days just whiz by...
And look at me...
Still here...
Trucking along like a hitch-hiker on the road to Los Pegasus, just waiting for the off chance that somepony will pick him up...
...When out of nowhere, an army of settler pony ghosts attack him because they never moved on from the war...
...Or something like that...
But hey...
...We're here and it's because you keep putting this show on to watch it...
...Seriously...
...Go do something else...
...This show isn't healthy...
Do you honestly have nothing better to do...?
If I wasn't bond by contract, I would've run away around episode ten...
And you're STILL here...?
Come on..!
Go away...!
I'm sure discovery channel has something good on...
Know your Mare was started on the idea that nopony deserves amnesty or anything of the sort...
On a daily basis, we receive hate mail about our treatment of Fluttershy, Cadance, Luna, Fluttershy, Derpy Hooves, The Doctor, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, and Fluttershy...
And we never check any of these letters...
...especially the Fluttershy ones...
Why...?
Because Know Your Mare was born on the premise of never caring...
This revelation may come as news to you...
...In which case you're a moron...
Greetings...
I am Voice Number Two...
...Or Queeny...
...Or Chrysalis...
I remember when I was hired as a cruelty consultant to Discord...
...Things were simpler back then...
Never the less...
...I stand before you a proud leader of the changeling horde...
...That's something they can never take from me...
'Ello...!
I'm Voice Number Three...
...Or they call me Blank...
...Or when we're off the clock, I'm Pipsqueak...
...Or just Pip...
I've 'ad a right good time muckin' 'bout on this stage with me two new pals...
Like the time Cap'n and I went rogue...!
That was a good week...
And yeah...
...I joined this show so I could get work experience for a schoo' project...
...But I've 'ad the time of me life here...
I met the Cap'n here...
It's been a grand ride...
...Wouldn't change it for nothin'...
We here at Know Your Mare enjoy the work we provide to entertain the masses that are you.
That's why we aim to please you with whatever we can.
Good evening.
I am the Benefactor, creator, organizer, and coordinator of Know Your Mare...
It has been a great honour entertaining and providing this show for your viewing pleasure.
I will place hopes that you yourselves have an honour in this entertainment as well.
Until we meet again...
I give you this last hope of entertainment from me...
...Fleur de Lis...
Ta-ta...
...
...
...
...
...
...Ah, buck...
...Why not?
Hit it Vinyl Scratch!
Slowly, the dark lit stage of Know Your Mare began to sound with the playing of piano keys while a spotlight began to widen to reveal Discord standing center stage. Clutched in his claw, he held a microphone.
Just a small town girl~~...
Living in a lonely world~~!
She took the midnight train going any~where~~...
Take it away Pips!
With a light toss, Discord sent the microphone down to a young colt who caught the handle in his mouth and quickly clipped it into a hook around his neck.
Jus' a city boy~~...
Born and raise' in Trottin'ham~~!
He took the midnigh' train goin' any~where~~...WOO!
Discord scooped the young colt up and bumped his hoof with a proud nod as the music kept playing. As the two of them looked between one another to see who would take the next line, they saw the mic being taken from Pip. They followed it as he floated through the air and met with the dark face of Chrysalis.
A singer in a smokey room~~...
"WOOO! Queeny!"
A smell of wine and cheap perfume~~!
For a smile they can share the night-...
It goes on and on and on and on~~~! Yeah!
In one quick motion, they huddled up, for once all of them smiling brightly.
Strangers~~...
Waiting~~!
Up and down the boulevard~~...
Their shadows~~!
Searching~~!
In the night~~...
Streetlights~~!
Ponies~~!
Living just to find emotion~~...
Hiding~~...
Somewhere~~!
In the night~~~~~~~~!
Boys...
Right, right...
...Never speak of it...
...Do you wish to do this another time...?
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Thanks everyone... Now I need to find someone to audio that and get a picture to wrap this all up...
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Fleur de Lis? Well, that was unexpected. But anyway, nice job on this chapter.
nice JonTron reference. Keep up the great work
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did you get my OC comment?
AAAAAH! It's in my head! It's in my head!
beautiful... just beautiful
Also:
'some will win...
some will lose...
some were born to sing the blues...
Oh the movie never ends
it goes on and on and on and on!
Best old song ever.
-Wayward
God, that got me.
Good job on another chapter well done, and congrats on the 100th episode special, Overlord!
wait fleur de lis is the benefactor the pink voice?
who is fleur de lis? 
1333029 Yes.
Awww, that last bit really made this chapter. Also, great reveal, it's great that you can still suprise me.
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fourway the pink person who is there boss is also there
1333081 I didnt see her singing though.
At the begining of this chapter I was thinking that all this was missing was a song...
And then they sing...made my day.
Also
DON'T STOP BELIEVEING!!!!!!!!
Liked the ending; big reveal just confirmed suspicions on boss
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you didnt see the pink text?
100 chapters of 404 error, fucks not found. and we loved every minute.
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That was talking, not singing.
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Fillies and gentlecolts, I present Fleur de Lis (aka "the Benefactor"):
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Is it bad that I read "Know Your Meme"?
*sniff*
That was... beautiful....
Happy 100!
Also, pink text being Fleur? That was unexpected.
I knew it was Fleur from the begining, since it was pink. I just hoped it was someone else, because it didn't make sense.
Ah, but what fun is there in making sense?
So....... is it over?
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I think I speak for all the fans that we look forward to the OC/Author/Fan chapter.
Edit: Now that I think about it. You never did a chapter for Fleur. You sly author you!
Wonderful! Simply marvelous!mylittlefacewhen.com/f/7901/
Here have a happy DISCORD!
As soon as Chryssie started singing, I couldn't stop laughing.
1333541 No, no one looks forward to that.
CALLED IT!!
It's been so long since it was just me, you, and like 5 other people... this story has come a long way.
i kinda expected it to be fleur, but i didnt want it to be.
also, that singing was awesome. so much fun imagining chrysalis doing this
Great chapter!
Congrats on 100, you my friend are a champion!
Fleur of all ponies...
well that explains why she was never a target
but still doesn't explain the pip and fancypants thing
It makes sense. She was the only one never on the show. Even Pip, Chrysalis, and Discord were present at one time or another. Sir, what a grand 100th episode. Have I told you I love your work? I love your work.
100 Episodes!
Congradulations
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Beautiful... FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!
A least its not a clip show
know what's funny? I was singing this song and dancing to it with some friends an hour before i read this.
*sniff* That was beautiful! And now I have the image of those three going to a karaoke bar every Tuesday night in my head. ...DAMMIT, SOMEONE DRAW THAT!
1334181 I was going to make that joke... but I already made a "BATTLEFIELD EARTH!" joke awhile ago...
DON'T STOP BELIEVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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♪ DON'T STOP BELIEVING...
STREETLIGHTS... PEOPLE...
DON'T STOP--
*dances along* Bravo good sir! However, I hope this is not the end.
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Heheh yea that was a good one
FLEUR-DE-LIS???
My mind is blown.
Oh well. Whatever.dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Luna_apple.png
All in all, fantastic chapter!
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...Hey, where's Blank?
Chrysalis: He's probably off stuffing himself with Riceicles again. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Queen_Chrysalis.png
1335415 Can't you just comment like everyone else?
1335558 Steel...
When Chrissy started singing and Fluer was revealed as the benefactor; I don't know what, but most certainly one of the best chapters
I'm so thinking about family guy right now. Damnit, I was really singing along with the text. Great wrok dude, great work.