Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

Zipp Storm

Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

In stark contrast to those before, the pegasi on the stage seemed at ease as the lights settled upon her.

Princess Zephyrina Storm...

"Just Zipp. Don't need the title. Or the anything else."

...drinks orange juice straight from the carton...

"Alright, I did that once. There was barely any left in there and nobody else even likes OJ."

Princess Zephyrina Storm...

"Oh, alright. We're just ignoring what I say. Cool. No that's fine."

...lost her dog Cloudpuff and had it replaced with another so nobody noticed...

"WHO--would ever tell that kind of lie? What? That's... crazy."

Princess Zephyrina Storm...

...dyes her hair...

"No I don't."

Then why does your hair look different than your sister and mom...?

"W...Why does Sprout look different than his mom? I'm not a scientist."

Princess Zephyrina Storm...

...is accusing Phyllis of coltnapping...

"That's not on record. You can't use that. I didn't say that."

Now you know...

Princess Zephyrina Storm...

"You're not going to actually use that right? This isn't--like--recorded or anything? Right?" A pause filled the room and Zipp looked around the vacant space with an unconvincing smile, "R-Right...? Hello?"

Author's Note:

Check out the Halloween post and put in a word/vote. Unless you're a SQUARE.

Comments

[Dirty Bit]

Looks like Zipp's got some skeletons in her closet

[Chaotic Ink]

I, SIR, am a TRAPAZOID!

[cheesegal]

Zipp-e-dee-do-da, Zipp-e-dee-day!