Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

Wedding Planning Part One: F.U.N.

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...Is it--

NO PIP! IT'S NOT DONE! IT WASN'T DONE TWENTY MINUTES AGO! IT WASN'T DONE TEN MINUTES AGO! AND IT WASN'T DONE EVERY FIFTEEN SECONDS YOU ASKED ME SINCE THEN!

...Is it done now...?

Pip... I am contemplating murder... Bloody... horrible... justified... murder... You are on the thin ice of my boiling rage. Do you really want to keep testing it?

...So it's not done...?

You know what? Yes. It is done. I'm completely done with it. I'm just sitting here, quill and paper in front of me, fifteen books on poetry, and ten gallons of coffee because I feel like it.

...That's a pretty strange thing to feel like doing if you're done.

Are... Are you trying to make me hit you? Really? Is this a conscious choice of yours? I just want to know.

No... I'm just trying to help loosen your mind up... Is it working?

...Actually it is now that I think about it. Good job, little brother.

Yay! I'm helping.

If you really want to help, go get your sister a book on rhyming. I need to find a line that rhymes with "riceicle".

Alrighty, I'll get right on that... But why do you need to rhyme that word?

Because if I want this song to appeal to both the queen and your captain, I need to have both elegance and stupidity.

Oh... Well... nothing's more elegant than a riceicle.

Pip... I have nearly two years of brainwashing to get out of you someday... But mark my words: I will make you intelligent someday.

Author's Note:

Help me out a little bit and support my "adult fiction". NSFW. Do not click this if you are underage... Who'm I kidding? You'll do it anyway...

Comments

[Albi]

I love your Sunset.

[Alen]

BLASPHEMIE! No one calls riceicles stupid! It was created by the One, the only true god of Equestria, Joe, so it can not be stupid!

Funny as always. Can't wait for more.

[Chaotic Note]

Once again, I say they are absolute cuties!
I want a picture of those two cuddling as brother and sister!

[SuperPinkBrony12]

So how long til the wedding begins?

[overlord-flinx]

2961644 Sounds like a personal problem.

[Commander Jenna Cipher]

Ahh... Good ole humor... It seems like it's actually gotten funnier since Sunset Shimmer joined...

In other words...

This story, I like it.

ANOTHER!

[_CheckMate_]

Tricycle
Bicycle
icicle...
I got nothing

[DVB]

Even Chrysalis enjots the Riceicle. I can only imagine Sunset's reaction when she realizes she went in to grab a 10th one withouth thinking and being caught like a naughty kid with hand in cookie jar XD

[xanderman1201]

I did not click the link in the authors note...
...no, really, I didn't click it.

[Mr. Grimm]

Pip must be subconsciously suicidal...

Perhaps he was a lemming in a former life.

[Briarpelt]

I have a rhyming dictionary, if Sunset wants to borrow it. It only has one- and two-syllable words, but it could still be helpful...