Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...
Proud and strong, the stallion in the center light of the stage remained in stature as the introduction went.
Fancypants...
...Doesn't wear pants...
"Dare say I don't. Rarely I see a pony with a pair of pants."
Fancypants...
...approves memos...
"Comes with the job description. Papers and invoices don't just check themselves over. If they did, why, stallions and mares alike all over would be without jobs."
Fancypants...
...is a certified pimp...
"Mmm... Must say that I have to differ with you on that one. Prostitution is outlawed in Canterlot. Not so much in Los Pegasus, but I digress."
Fancypants...
...drops by orphanages to hit orphans with fruits...
"That's heartless! No respectable being would ever do such a horrid act."
Fancypants...
...isn't a respectable being...
"I disagree. I am one of the most -if not the most- respectable stallion in Canterlot."
Fancypants...
...is a lord of modesty...
"It's well known among everypony in Canterlot. No need to be overly modest in honest matters."
Fancy--
Hey guys...
Oh no...
Sorry I came back...
I just forget a few-- BUCK! It's Fancypants!
Abort!
You're picking on Mr. Pants!?
Guys!
Run!
I'll get the door!
Go! Go! Go!
You two get back here!
How dare you be rude to Mr. Pants!
After a loud slamming sound, Fancypants was left in complete silence standing in the center of the room. "...Should I show myself out?"
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Hmmm...
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... Did I write this? I thought my entry was about- *gets shot in the head by Overlord-Flinx*
nice
Why does Pip like Fancypants again?
1111157 *puts railgun down* Just wait... Yours is coming...
Like a sir!
Well, that explains who the snob is, but not why Pips likes Fancypants. Is Fancypants Pips' father? Dah, dah, dahhhhhhhhh....
Nicely done once again.
Great job again!
I really love this story, good to see it in featured box :P
Hehehe, I loved how Discord and Chrysalis panicked when Pipsqueak showed up.
Fancypants is Pipsqueak's MALE idol.
1111164 1111208
Because it's Fancypants!?
"Mr Pants"?
Now, where do I get a video of The Red Guy in a cheap suit saying "My name is Wearno, Wearno Pants."?
1111351
... and what is said connection between Fancypants and Pips? Why would Pips have issue with Fancypants being on the show? Luna makes sense because it has been explained that he has a crush on her and that she is his favourite princess; but what about Fancypants? I don't recall anything about him in the previous chapters. I guess we have to wait and see.
Busted!
PIP! You're destroying the fun!
good thing he didn't walk in on them making fun of luna! Pip might of quit!!!
1111351... Makes sense to me.
Lol'd whole time
1111764 Sadly for Pip, he CAN'T quit.
1111998 ....sooo when you say can't do you mean contractually, or if he leaves...bad things happen?
I had a feeling the 'snob' was Fancypants. Hehe Pip and Mr.Pants.
1112417 He isn't here by contract. He could leave anytime he wanted. But as I've placed clues, he can't leave under the threat of the highest category.
oh yah thats right. I forgot thanks for reminding me
1113148 That's what I'm here for. So...21 more, huh?
After reading so many of these, I have an accurate representation of what would happen if I appeared.
Know your
"Ima stop you right there. Your gonna say stallion, or I'ma stick you're body parts where the sun don't shine."
Midnight Shadow-
"Will rape and pillage you and your homes if you say anything."
Now you know Midnight Shadow.
1114441 Everyone thinks they can win... But to the cocky it never works out
Pip! Why do you have to spoil the fun! I wanted to see what would have happened in the end!
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1113260 21 more what?
1117231 Chapter left until the end.
1117242 awwww no
when in doubt, run for the door
how does pip know Fancy?
1117628 It has to end someday... But we won't go out without the biggest episode ever.
this raises so many questions
but at this point, im just gonna stop asking and go with it
Pipsqueak pulls the strings when it comes to Fancypants!
Wasn't there a whole thing about refrences from a song? I am confuzzled.
Mr.Pants. lol!
1484764 YES!SOMEONE ELSE SAYS CONFUZZLES AS WELL!YES!
4020106 two people who say confuzzled as well?
4575444 Practically everyone I know says confuzzled.
5525886 Confuzzled squad!!
5945736 Yay!
Wait, why doesn't Pip want them picking on Fancy Pants? I think I missed something here.