Ember
Know your mare--
Before any more voices could join in the traditional welcoming echo, an explosion erupted off stage and shook the foundation of the studio. In a blaze of fire and sparks, the young dragon lord came soaring out and landed on center stage with rage in her eyes. As she began to open her mouth to speak however, the stage was protected by ceiling high blast walls to entrap the young lord.
Hey! She did show up.
"Where's Spike?! Where're the train tracks you tied him to?! Also, what's a train?"
It was all a ruse...
A cleverly plotted ruse!
Eh... Four out of ten...
"Well if he's not in danger, why did you send me that letter?"
We wanted you as a guest!
Yes. We checked the charts, and the money simply rolls in wherever you are.
And we love making our money hoard taller.
You can relate to that. Dragons love piles of gold.
"I already told you I didn't want to be on your stupid show!"
Why not?
Everyone loves our show!
Eh... One out of five...
"For starters, I don't know what a 'show' is."
Ember...
Is a country bumpkin apparently...
"And two...! Princess Twilight Sparkle sent me a letter a week ago telling me that I should never come near any of you."
Twilight Sparkle...
Wounds us...
Ember...
Is already in the pocket of the Equestrian monarchy...
"I am NOT in anyone's pocket! I am the dragon lord! I speak for the dragons and we are our own keepers."
Ember...
Has been dragon lord for less than a month and has already sold out...
"I didn't sell out! They're just -you know?- friends of a friend."
Ember...
Is made of fifty percent marshmallows...
"What does--?"
Because she's so soft...
"Oh-ho-ho! Put down these walls and I'll show you how soft I am!"
Ember...
Wants to give us a hug...
"I DON'T DO HUGS!"
Now you know...
Ember...
"When I find my way out of this stupid box, I'm going to rally all my dragon horde and burn everything you own to the ground!" Ember started to rant as she began to claw and knock herself against the blast doors keeping her away from her accusers.
...Think we'll get more hate?
More hate then Fluttershy people? Who knows...
I know we'll be making bank!
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It's good to know that for the cast at Know Your Mare, having money is better than having an opinion.
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Your avatar makes that comment absolutely perfect.
7159115 Thanks
That was hilarious and a perfect way to do Ember.
My only regret is that at no point did Pip call her a sun dried tomato.
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Please, we've had enough of that around here to last us a lifetime!
This is excellent though, 5 stars and an amusing clock.
Sooooo, Flurry Heart next? :D
I see lots of fire in their future.
7168743 she does do that.
7192115 That's a strange thing to put up, and I don't understand why you would put it up. So, I'm sure you mean well, but I'm deleting this post. I hope you understand.
Actually, isn't Discord part dragon? Watches as Ember's staff begins to glow.