Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

EXTRA: Babs Seed

Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

The filly on stage shied a bit with her tail dipping over her flank as the lights fixed on her.

Babs Seed...

...she knows a guy...

"Uh, yeah. I know a guys or two... Don't everypony?"

Babs Seed...

...tries the veal...

"They hay is veal?"

Forget about it...

...it's a story...

...bada-bing...

"The three of yous makin' fun 'a me?"

Babs Seed...

...could have us sleeping with the fishes...

"I got no clue whatcha talkin' 'bout!"

Babs Seed...

...We'll let you go and say something nice about you if you let us say something very mean about you...

"Eh... Well..."

Come on...

...It's an offer you can't refuse...

"A'right..."

Babs Seed...

... whacked her sister...

"Hit 'er? Maybe once... I don' remember."

These jokes are going right over her head...

Babs Seed...

...is pretty pretty...

"...Really?"

Now you know...

Babs Seed...

"W-Wait! You din' say if you meant that!" despite her protest, the stage started to shift and carry her out and into the darkness as she yelled back at the stage.

...You think she'll ice us...?

No way...

...I ate the cannoli...

Comments

[Seether00]

Cannolis are an inferior confection.
(runs away)

[The Libertarian Brony]

Bab Seed...

It's Babs Seed. There's an S...........

[overlord-flinx]

1701770 You know what? There is...

[Shrek the Ogre]

1701783 MOAR!!

[SuperPinkBrony12]

Well that was uneventful.

[Mr. Grimm]

They won't think it's funny when it turns out Babs actually know a guy...

[Whiteeyes]

Krunkaga are better than cannoli.

[BlackRoses169]

oh god the references lolz still its nice to see an update for this

[Juria]

Babs Seed, she secretly hides a tommy gun in her mane.

[Fyreside]

here I got one - Pip (yes I know he's one of the voices) Pip... likes mares with accents. He's been friendly with all the mares with accents... Babs, Cherry Jubilee, Luna (if you count her old talk as an accent)...I see a pattern

[Dart Gryphon]

1702188

Uh! You're right! I now see it too.

[overlord-flinx]

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[Dirty Bit]

Cannoli is delicious, and so is this chapter

[Chaotic Note]

1701783 You know honestly, I don't think your fan fic will ever be considered done if the episode writers continue to introduce new characters.

[overlord-flinx]

1702627 You know what? You're probably right...

[Chaotic Note]

1702645 Hey, at least you have it easier than me. I'm writing about Luna playing all dah video games. That's hard.
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[Impoxdragon]

"They hay is veal?"

I don't know if there is supposed to be a "y" in "they".

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[TheHylianBatman]

STOP THE UPDATING
I DON'T WANT THIS STORY TO END
THESE UPDATES BRING IT CLOSER TO THAT

[Goldy]

1702369
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[overlord-flinx]

1703955 And yet I don't. And I don't care. What does that tell you?

[Goldy]

1703960 k

[Xuncu]

The canoli, of course, has chicken in it.

[Kage no Brony]

1703898

Overlord
waht r u doin?
Overlord
stahp!

Did I summarize your sentiments correctly?

[Solar Eclipse]

1702645 time for be OC's, yes?

[TheHylianBatman]

1710336
Yes.
1711475
As far as I know, the story was deleted.

[OmegaMajora99]

Lol, "Bada-bing"!

[Odd_Sarge]

1702177 But I have a sniper rifle in my upstairs loft (Hidden in a bale of hay).

[MrSpartan]

I dig this crazy lingo phat cat!

[Ekhidna]

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[Snowy Flanks]

It's a shame you didn't find a way to work in the horse head scene, I would have loved to see how that would make sense

[Vinyl Destination]

1717018

Don't do that

[Paton Pendeng]

She could've sicked Guido's on them!

[Tesla Moon]

No, Not the cannoli!

[Quaver Ava]

I like the idea of Pip saying Babs is pretty. :D

[DualKitsune]

This was possibly one of the best chapters yet.