Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...
Though confused by the circumstances, the stallion stood at attention under the call of the disembodied voices.
Hitch Trailblazer...
...poses nude for photoshoots...
"Aren't we always nude? Also! I put on outfits for those, so it's the exact opposite."
Hitch Trailblazer...
...is a nudist...
"Most ponies are naked. In a fact, I wear more close than most ponies on a regular basis. See my sash?"
Hitch Trailblazer...
...deflects his nude lifestyle on other ponies...
"I'm not--! You can go outside right now and see most ponies don't wear clothes!"
Hitch Trailblazer...
...advocates being a peeping tom...
"It's not being a peeping tom. No pony wears clothes. You're probably not wearing clothes."
Hitch Trailblazer...
...fantasizes about strangers not wearing clothes...
"I didn't say that!"
Now you know...
Hitch Trailblazer...
"No! No they don't! Look! I'm wearing a sash! I wear more clothes than anypony else! I'm not some creeper!" Hitch continued to desperately defend himself even as music swelled to drown him out more and more.
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Oh, Hitch. You comic relief, you.
Dude already travels with four naked mares. C'mon Hitch.
You can deny it all you want, Hitch. We know the truth.