Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

...Back!

Know your mare, know your--

Before the intro could be finished, the stage was engulfed by a light from off stage. The light was quickly overshadowed by two shapes slowly entering through it, their shadows casting over the stage.

...Back already...?

"We were gone for a week," Discord, finally coming onto the center stage, said as he looked up into the darkness.

Really...?

...It felt so blissful without you two that I lost track of the days...

Pip took a spot next to Discord and smiled up into the darkness as the light from their entryway closed up. "You missed us, admit it."

Just take your spots up here so we can start...

"On it!"

As the two started to leave the light, they looked back behind them to see that the show had already had a guests waiting for them on center stage. To neither of the two's surprise, it was one they planned to let Chrysalis have to herself. "Oh... Um... You can go now."

"But--"

"Sorry, we'll call you back," Discord quickly led the tan colt out with a gentle push.

Just when my fun was about to start...

We love you too Queeny...

May we just invite that colt back so I may have my fun...?

Nope...

I promised Cap'n a real crackers of a guest...

...Dear Makers no...

Oh yes...

It's going to be absalutely...

Perfect...

Don't step on my lines foal...

Comments

[overlord-flinx]

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[Shadowed Rainbow]

FIRST COMMENT BESIDES THE AUTHOR!

Oh Chrysalis, didn't get to have her fun... but oh well, Discord and Pip are back!

[Jirodyne]

1080237
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[Shadowed Rainbow]

1080245 arch.413chan.net/1288859782062.jpg

I've always wanted to do that, and I REGRET NOTHING!

[meowcatz]

1080278 Author wins, he commented first (BTW FIRSTING IS BANNABLE)

[Shadowed Rainbow]

1081026 Oh snap, sorry, won't happen again.

Still a great chapter, though!
I really hope this fic doesn't end anytime soon, I love it too much.

[RedvsBlue327]

>I run out of chapters to read
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[BBJBS]

1081040 My thoughts exactly.

[KillerSteel]

About bloody time Discord got out of my house...

Ahhh, c'mon. Spontaneous bouts of chocolate rain and your bookcases turning into candy isn't that bad!

I spent a lot of good money on those bookcases! Mahogony!

Maaaahogonyyyy...

*Steel blinks a few times, shaking his head.*

Sorry, remembering a video I saw a while ago...Discord, I expect you to pay me back for those bookcases! And don't try and pin this on Chaos; you still instigate it.

[shirotora]

1081026 It's only bannable if you don't have anything else to say.

[Kage no Brony]

1082076

Mah-hogany. Mahog-aknee.

mahogaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnny...

Oh, you're still here? Well, in that case, check out my desk! It's Mahogany.

DBZ Abridged. Yus.

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This day was going to be perfect...
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small...
And now those morons, want me up on the stage...
I guess I'll get some migraine medication from the mall...

Yeah, yeah, it's a stretch. Whatever.

[KillerSteel]

1084059

"Steel, are...are you a Yoshi?"

Yeaah, Pinkie, I'm a green fucking dinosaur.

"Can..."
"Can I ride you?"

GOD DAMN IT PINKIE!

[Enmar]

[Godmars45]

Wait. Who just got a pass?

[SuperPinkBrony12]

1084059 Gosh dang it you beat me to it, but how about on the first day of X-mas Son Goku gave to me a desk of maghony!

And don't feel bad Chrysalis you'll get your fun back in due time OR WIll YOU?!

1080215 Pip+Silver Spoon? Well that's an orignial ship, I think?

[catluvr2]

1089900 The Doctor, of course!

[Skyguy7_13]

2381248 the Doc is brown, not tan.