Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

Diamond Tiara

Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare…

Small as she was, the little filly in the center of the single light held an air of pride about her as her tiara twinkled with the light.

Diamond Tiara…

…doesn’t have a cutie mark…

“Uh, hello? Are you stupid? What do you call this thing on my flank?”

Diamond Tiara…

…knows a good tattoo artist in Fillydelphia…

“A tattoo artist? What kind of loser would go to those extremes for a fake cutie mark?”

What kind of loser indeed…

“Hey! I’ll tell me daddy on you! He’ll wreck you!”

Diamond Tiara…

…loves her daddy…

“Duh. Daddy’s amazing. He basically runs that one pony town.”

Diamond Tiara…

…loves her daddy like a mommy would…

“Wha—NO! EWW! That’s sick!”

Diamond Tiara…

…doesn’t go to the police because—

Now you know…

Diamond Tiara…

"...What?"

…What…?

The show is over…

No it’s not…

We can still—

A little filly needs to get to bed this late…

Even though Diamond Tiara had a few tears welling in her eyes, she nodded and trotted away from the light. “…Thank you…”

…What was that…?

She’s a filly…

…save that kind of stuff for adults…

Comments

[Countpony]

YEAH! BOLD VOICE ROCKS!

[Knicknack]

yay the ok voice fights back

[Whalesbefreeyo]

I still feel nothing for Diamond Tiara

...okay maybe a little bad....maybe

[SennenRyu]

Yeah, Italicized Voice, keep it PG!

[Natzo]

He's growing a conscience...

[SergeantShenanigans]

Yes! Fight back Bold voice fight back! This is your show and no one else is going to take that from you!

Also I am scared now, you added a dark tag when I wasn't paying attention.

[Apocalypse Pony]

I'm torn between 'that bitch deserved it' and 'good for boldface voice having a concience'

[DaMagiks]

GO BOLD VOICE GO

[imapony]

wow

[overlord-flinx]

675391 As long as italic remains, things will always stay a LITTLE dark.

[Lickity_Split]

i cant decide weather to be happy that bold voice saved DT, or pissed that he saved her

[Bookworm24]

i dont know who Bold Voice is but i'm starting to like him...or her

[enamis]

675310 mmm... nope... still nothing...

[Silent Breeze]

People, think of it this way. The voice lets her go because she's not worth it's time. There, problem solved.
Now then. As said before, awesome. Our voice is starting to take back the show into it's own hands. You go, original voice!

[overlord-flinx]

675559 Know Your Star skit on the old All That.

[Juria]

Hmm, good for the bold voice.

[Rarityshy]

When I saw that diamond tiara was next I'm thinking to myself "Oh god, this is gonna be bad" Thanks to bold voice a crises of slander was averted, although a small part of me wanted the second voice to follow his train of thought a little bit before the first voice stopped it

[Gemini8910]

Woo. I like the bold voice now.

[Neuex]

Okay first off.

Diamond tiara sucks... Thats why i named her Bitch horse.
But this chapter actually made me feel bad for her.

and sompony really needs to kick that bad guy's ass.

[Jumpitydude]

675438

That's what I'm wondering.

[Klice]

Why would she have tears ? She seemed more angry than broken. I had the same wrong feeling about Octavia's, it looked forced. I guess it's more difficult to hit right with less developed character.

[overlord-flinx]

676629 It's the fact that THEY aren't being targetted at that point and instead someone they care about is. Such as Octavia being told that Vinyl is more important then her and that Vinyl is fairly useless; or Filthy Rich being an insestuous pedophile towards his daughter. You can always defend yourself and fairly accept what others say about you, but when they start picking at someone else that you can't, it becomes far more problematic and harmful... Not to mention DT is a child.

[Swordking684]

bold voice becomes assertive

[DJ DASH3R]

see I knew the bold voice was a some what good guy, buttttt nooooooooooo Tyrell is making me punish bold voice as well.

[emberghost]

GO BOLD VOICE!
but... you should've waited until the next chapter... I wanted more trolling of Dumba- I MEAN Diamond Tiara.

[overlord-flinx]

676905 Who says no one is ever getting back in there? I assure you, she'll get a fair funny fight... on her OWN level.

[emberghost]

676925 CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS TROLLS!!! YAY!!!

[overlord-flinx]

677067 Who said it was going to be a crusader? I'll let you in on a little secret... the OoDVCS only lets in misfits...

[Kingsonnn Dededoo]

Bold voice is right. DT needs to be taught a lesson, but that is NOT how it should be done.

[emberghost]

677098 So... Snips, Snails, Twist, Featherweight... which one...

[overlord-flinx]

677148 You'll know... or at least have a guess... next chapter.

[Nimbus]

Woo. This actually made me feel bad for DT..

slightly.

[MrSpartan]

I WANT TO SEE IRON WILL ON STAAAAAGE!

[shirotora]

The bold voice is growing a consience... NNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[Isopod]

Bold voice is becoming a thing. I like where this is going :D

[AccountDeleted]

Wait... who's the not-so-bad-guy now again?
The bold or the italic?

[Niklashg]

675309 the "less bad voice" would not call any of them the "good" voice.

[SuperChaosKG]

I still hate tha bitch, but yeah. Bold thanks. Italic that was TOO FAR

[SuperPinkBrony12]

Well at least you didn't say something that would've scared her for life.

[Octavio the Umbreon]

I'm Crying manly tears for you Mr. Bold Voice. Stay strong. fight back. please, for Octavia, for Lyra...for everypony

[CuriousCurse]

I approve bold voice, slight embarrassment not sobbing wrecks.

[Shadowed Rainbow]

Wow, I thought old Voice was kind of a jerk before, but he actually helped out Diamond Tiara? GO BOLD VOICE!.. for now...

*off to read next chapters*

[MrPikmario]

I like you better, old voice!

[tokyooranges]

Italic voice, seriously you need to be bucked in the face with dwarf star alloy horse shoes

[iloveportalz0r]

Diamond Tiara is still best filly dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Cheerilee.png

[conantheimp]

whooooo! Go Bold!

[WinterSpeed]

I never felt a thing. The only thing I felt was happiness that Diamond Tiara was about to cry .

[Enmar]

the disembodied voice had a disembodied conscience before
now it seems they're getting back together
:D
WOOOOOOO!

[GraveHaunter92]

That sure is a major step up for Bold Voice, especially when one considers his talk with Scootaloo

[Onced]

Get discord to brainwash him. He needs no emotions.