Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

Re-Match: Cadence

Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

Cadence eyed the familiar surroundings, perhaps judging her quickest escape route if worse came to worse.

Cadence...

...smells...

"A childish one? Either way, no, I don't smell... I think I don't at least."

Cadence...

...admits to having no sense of smell...

"When did--ooooooh... That kind of smell. Then I do smell."

Cadence...

...says she smells bad...

"But you just---and... Grr... Setting the record straight here; I DO have a sense of smell, but I don't smell bad in my opinion."

Cadence...

...can't be bothered to show up on time for her own wedding...

"I was trapped in a cave under the castle!"

Cadence...

...didn't care about her wedding enough to even fix herself up...

"How dare you say that!?"

That was rude...

...I apologize...

"...Really?"

Cadence...

...Can't accept my apology...

"No, it's not that. I'm just not used to you all admitting you're wrong."

Hmph...

...I see how it is now...

Now you know...

Cadence the Unforgiving...

"I didn't--! UGH!" Cadence huffed angrily and stormed off the stage, her face burning red from embarrassment and rage.

...Blank...?

Yes...?

Shouldn't those two be home by now...?

Ah...

...They probably got side tracked...

By what...?

...What could be more important than taking care of their two talented children...?

---

"---Thus before the two of you and these random patrons, I pronounce you--"

---

...Riceicles...?

Comments

[All of the Above]

Ha ha, I find that hilarious

[Super Trampoline]

this story is so stupidly epic. I love it!

[Pen Brush]

THERE GETTING MARRIED?!?!

[Tatsurou]

Wow. They're getting married. God help Equestria.

[Breakfateschain]

[demanji]

2929502 YES BECAUSE WHY NOT

[Pen Brush]

2929525
I love them apart but together they make a good family. Now their parents really are parents

[zuifan]

dun dun DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[WeldedSteel09]

The Riceicles return!

[Smirkythread]

Welp........what changes really? Also wouldn't it just be like Discord to fit the ring through one of the holes in Chrysalis' legs?

[F1utt3rShI]

2929525 Kufufufufu~ Ratchet? What happened to you? Wheres Clank? Kufufufufu~

F1utt3rShI~

[B4ssxCello]

2929546
i think this will help you out!!
also....riceicles do sound kinda good...

[Chaotic Note]

MARRIED.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

So how long til the two adopt Pipsqueak and Sunset Shimmer as their children?

[JimboTex]

2929514
The only thing that would make it more complete would be if the Cutie Mark Crusaders Three Fillies of the Apocalypse served as flower girls... again...

[Snowybee]

Their relationship:

[LOLman13245]

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Haunted Toaster]

co się stało?

[Haunted Toaster]

2929821 LOL

[JimboTex]

2929933
And in case you were wondering, this fanfic is what got me started calling them "The Three Fillies of the Apocalypse."

[Claw_Cannon]

hahaha watch as discord tries to play ring toss with the wedding ring trying to get it onto chrysi's horn

[Haunted Toaster]

2929953 FUCK! Now I need to add this to my list "read later" along with 282 other stories

[ParadigmShift]

Well, Discord has already seen THAT, so it is the next logical step...Which is the exact problem. it could literally be anything.

[OmniFox]

THEY GOT MARRIED?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??

[musicman722]

2929502

Welp, time to break out the hard stuff. It's gonna be a long night

[overlord-flinx]

2930279 No. A creative character that holds the key to the story and is greater a means than an actual character. That's who she is.

[DVB]

Besides Discord and Chrysalis becoming even more awkward with one another, we have:

Sunset Shimmer indirectly confessing Pip as talented

And Pip introducing Sunset Shimmer to the glorious wonder of Riceicles.

Not even Chrysalis could hold out so I imagine Sunset Shimmer will try and be sneaky about it

[doorcf]

So Sunset and Pipsqueak are getting along like true brothers and...

DISCORD AND CHRYSALIS MARRIED? so how much time until they legally adopt those two

and Sunset is going to go RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE mode that they didn't even told there own Children about the marriage

[Anal Invader]

M-M-Marriage?!?!?!? You're fucking with us, right? If not, wat a

[That Drunk Pony]

Anyone come to the conclusion that they could be at someone else's wedding? i mean it is a possibility. i still expect it is their marriage, but just a hint of doubt still lingers for me. still is fun to watch if they do and oh boy i hope they do get married. oh the fun and memories they will make on that honeymoon. making havoc for others and wrecking the place, but with smiles.

[Slender Pony7]

I now pronounce you, man and Riceicle.

[gwarrior2013]

2933659
That theory is impossible because Discord proposed in a different language thinking Chryssy couldn't understand him, while in the last chapter it was revealed that Chryssy understood him and knowingly accepted the marriage proposal

[gwarrior2013]

Dear Mr. Flinx,
I believe you forgot to add a Sunset Shimmer tag to the story. That is all.

Your fan,
gwarrior2013

[Dragonas77]

So did Our Lord and Maker (or Riceicles) Joe officiate the ceremony?

[Mr. Grimm]

The marriage in a nutshell:

[INACTIVE_ACCOUNT]

2945916 Celestia NO! Just to let you now the sizes go at least up to two thousand... That was too sappy though...

[GenesisArtz]

HA!