• Published 19th Apr 2012
  • 36,213 Views, 9,289 Comments

Know your Mare - overlord-flinx



It's silly, it's pointless, and it makes little to no sense... I've heard of worse story ideas.

  • ...
249
 9,289
 36,213

PreviousChapters Next
Marble Pie

Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

Empty. For the umpteenth time, no a soul was in sight at the site of the set.

Marble Pie...?

You there?

"...Mhm..."

Well come on out into the light, silly.

We're not gonna hurt ya.

They don't speak for all of us.

Slowly from the shadows came a meek wilting-flower of a pony with her mane draping over her eyes.

You see? It's safe out here.

"Mhm."

It's just -well- everywhere around you isn't safe.

Oh yeah. Completely. I mean, under the stage is pit filled with timberwolves.

OH! And another hatch leads to a bottomless hole!

Right-right. Gotta watch out for that one. You also gotta watch it for the spike trap down there.

Lost a few good interns there.

Child's play... The true threat comes from above.

Base laser, suspended safes, hanging statues, that dog we keep dangling up there.

And the flamethrowers. One cannot forget the flame throwers.

Yeah, yeah. But they help. Help light the dark.

Oh heavens, yes. I mean, how many killer animals and rabid fans do we keep in the audience seats around here?

It's been years since we checked. Some of them are probably zombies by now.

Zombie fanboys? Now that's scary... Where did Marble go?

She ran off screaming a few seconds into the stuff hanging above her.

Oh... Well... She's a scaredy cat.

Now you know...

Marble Pie...

Yeah...

...Seriously, we should probably check if nothing's still in the stands.

PreviousChapters Next