A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES!: Adagio Dazzle
Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...
A fresh face to be sure was placed under the strong stage lights of the show for the hosts to look over... And judge.
Adagio--
Pffffft... Adagio...?
--Dazzle...
Has a silly name...
"Excuse me? Adagio is an Italian word for slow and soothing. Just hearing the sound of my voice can be called soothing to most people."
Adagio--
Pffffft... Seriously...?
--Dazzle...
Has more character than her friends...
"That is far from a challenging bench mark."
...But still less character than a wet carrot.
"A wet carrot?"
In fact...
With a little rumble, a slit opened under the foot of Adagio and popped out a carrot glistening with a fresh coat of water to sit next to the guest.
Wow...
...It's like looking in a mirror...
"I look nothing like a carrot."
Yeah, yeah, Carrot Top, whatever...
Adagio--
Pffft... Still funny...
--Dazzle...
Has a pretty good smug face...
"Smug face? I'm not smug, I'm confident."
Hey, wet carrot, we're not talking to you.
Yeah, we're talking to Adagio Dazzle...
"Wha--But I'm--"
Geez...
...The ego on this carrot...
"We look nothing alike, you idiots!"
You're on thin ice, carrot...
Adagio Dazzle...
...Not gonna make a comment?
Eh, I'll laugh about it later.
Adagio Dazzle...
Pfft...
...Stuffs her bra...
"I--Why I--I never even--the idea!" Flustered and red all over the face, the only human to touch the stage darted off with hands against her burning face.
Wait! We didn't say they know you yet!
...And you forgot Adagio Dazzle, Madam Carrot!
...Well that was fun.
Where's Sunset?
Personal day... She has "FRIENDS" now... She's too GOOD for us.
Ah, well... At least we still have Adagio, right?
Kid, that's the wet carrot...
Really? I could tell the difference.
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BURN!!!!!!!!! (sorta!)
That fourth line from the bottom made me sad...
...does this mean we'll see chapters for other EQG characters?
Well this was VERY funny
Well this was heart wrenching.
5115800 I would find it strange if you did find it funny.
That sounds too funny.
Guess not even Adagio is immune to the power of heckling 
5115983 ...I read that line, and immediately thought of Engineer and Medic working on creating a robotic heart. By healing it and whacking it with a wrench. I really need to stop playing TF2 so much...
5116276
Oh god now that I've read that line I see it too XD
Still, poor Adagio and all those other souls who've been tormented.
5115991 Well shit
Poor Adagio...She's too gorgeous for that kinda treatment!
5121920 No.