• Published 19th Apr 2012
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Know your Mare - overlord-flinx



It's silly, it's pointless, and it makes little to no sense... I've heard of worse story ideas.

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Fire Heart

Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

A real sight was brought to the stage today. On the center of the stage was a blue pony with an unusual set of wings. Wings that belonged to a dragon by nature.

Fire Heart...

...Is living proof that dragonies can live...

"Drag--?"

Did I say you could talk...?

"Little curtsy would be nice."

Fire Heart...

...thinks I'm my co-workers...

"Giving someone a chance to talk isn't--"

Fire Heart...

...has a tattoo for a cutie mark...

"It's just a dark background on it. It's real."

Real ink maybe...

Fire Heart...

...Can breathe fire...

"Now that's really true."

Even though in an anatomy and biological sense, doing that would undoubtedly kill him...

"I'm half-- You know what? You're just judging me like everyone else because I'm not 'normal'."

No...

...I judge you because you're a pretentious piece of dung...

I lead a race of insectoid creatures with giant blue eyes...

...And we are still more accepted than you because we don't cry about it...

"Why you--"

Now you know...

Fire Heart...

"Give me a second! I've got a bone to pick with--" as he stepped forward, the floor started to move back on him and drag him out of the room and out to the darkness.

Author's Note:

Character sent by Fire Heart.. From the story A Heart of Fire.

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