Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...
For the mare within the single light it had been a long time away from this show. But that didn't stop her from looking unsure.
Rainbow Dash...
...is a prospector...
"Gold miner? As if I'd take a job on the ground."
Rainbow Dash...
...is an anti-groundite...
"Is that even a word."
It is in my book...
"Well... I'm thinking that means I'm against things on the ground? Which isn't true at all."
Rainbow Dash...
...runs a factory...
"No... I don't work in a factory either."
What DO you do for a living...?
"I'm unemployed?"
Rainbow Dash...
...shares hobo beans with Trixie...
"I'm not homeless! I just don't have a job... And Trixie eats hobo beans?"
Rainbow Dash...
...offers special services for money...
"HEY--"
Like walking dogs...
"Oh..."
And a few other things related to dogs...
"Oh--Wait a minute!"
Now you know...
Rainbow Dash...
"No way! They think I'm homeless and a prostitute!"
We said prospector...
"You were hinting at it!"
Whatever your mind goes to is your own business...
... Weird-o...
Rainbow Dash's expression become overly confused as she just decided to fly off this stage and pray it would be the last time she saw it.
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Ha! nice. another great installment of "Know Your Mare"
huh, new chapter.
Ooh, they got her good.
You know, I know this is going to end soon, but I always kind of wondered what would happen if the 'Guest Star' snapped and totally destroyed the three with a verbal beatdown. (Similar to this.)
i want to see pinkie troll the 3 annoincers again
So how many chapters are left?
you are aware that according to canon RD actually does have a job? ^^
1413248 When you tell me what that job is, we'll talk.
1413223 Once everyone has has a final battle, plus three other chapters... Feel free to do the math, because I'm winging it at this point.
1413269 Well I think Pinkie Pie, Gilda, Shining Armor, Cadence, Luna, Spitifre, Soarin, Big Macintosh, Derpy, and Time Turner (Doctor Whooves offical name) are all that remain for final battles although I may have missed a few, but if I'm right that means 13 more chapters.
1413269
quote from wiki: "She is responsible for maintaining the weather and clearing the skies in Ponyville."
That's also stated in the first episode. Also, later on in Hurricane Fluttershy, RD organises the whole getting-water-to-cloudsdale thing.
... no clue what exactly I'd call her job though ^^
1412997 Should this happen? Hmm... Tough choice.
1413269 I think she's referred to as the weather manager...not sure though...
I want to see a final battle with Nyx.
1413269 She's in charge of the local weather patrol. It is a job as stated in several episodes.
1413295 Yes... But what does that pay?
1414080
bits, probably :-P
It's a job after all (it's formally assigned to her, or celestia wouldn't have known and it's a task that is of vital importance to be done, therefor assuming that it's a proper job isn't much of a stretch.) - also I hope you weren't asking for a number, since I'm pretty damn sure that not even Faust has any hard numbers on what any of the jobs pay.
And if you ment it in the way of "that's not really something one can make a living of" - I'd disagree, considering that it's weather control and stuff like bringing rain to farms or providing clouds for shadows is important for the whole growing food thingy.
should be
1414080 enough to maintain a decent house, wonderbolt tickets, groceries, and construction fees for all the building repairs due to her practicing gone wrong. (plus tortoise chow)
1414175 In the end; has Know Your Mare ever been factual?
my only reaction
1414192 good point
1414080 .... it should pay something!
1414080 Probably about the same as a manager wage. So, minimum of 30k per year by our standards. Most likely closer to 40-50k range though considering she is in charge of the weather for an entire town.
At least she's not an anti-dentite.
(Please tell me this was a Seinfeld reference) I will love you forever if anti-groundite is.
Ok, I know this might be off topic, but there has been discussion about RD job. Has anyone else wondered why Rainbow Dash is the head of Ponyville's weather patrol when she is at most the equivalent of young twenties? Skilled or not, you would think that someone older and with more experience would be the one managing things. It is just something I found odd.
1413289
Uh, haha... no.
They officially changed his name BACK to Dr. Whooves.
Sorry.
Nice chapter, Overlord... but I'm still upset with you for making this: happen quite a few chapters back, then trolling her in the last chapter.
What happened to her job as a captain of the weather team?
Here's a fun fact! If you type in 'Anti-Groundite' in Google, this fanfiction is the third option down! I love being curious!
1906647 Actually its the first
1906647 Also "trotney pickpockets"
still don't know what trotney is. what is the "trot" replacing?
Rainbow you pervert.
3740091 Cockney people, the middle to low class people in London I believe.
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1414080
I call it General Weather Manager, since it makes sense to me