Darkness is the essence of hiding as well as the cloak of misdirection, that being Chrysalis's first choice of things to go. The stage was clearly shown with overhead lights shining down on a single glass saucer with tiny little dot lights giving off a dim ambient glow beneath it all from under glass tiles. Not a single look could be missed off of the fear, despair, worry, and pain of any soul that was foolish enough or cursed dearly enough to be cast on that center stage.
The unknown and the unpredictable was always the core ideal of any fine show, or at least that's what Discord had had in mind. With the aid of his little colt ally and the payroll on several strapping stallions, the entire stage -offset as well as on- had been outfitted with not only the strangest in the unknown, but also the calculated exact of each pony or creature that could possibly ever be on stage. Not an idea was spared in Discord's grand design as he planned out each and every things' perfect tool of destruction... But all in good fun.
That all left only Pip to his own devices. At first he pondered what could this set be missing? Was it this? No. Was it that? No. It was perfect... Or so it would appear at first glance. But as that little colt looked to the marveling stage, he developed an idea... Was it twisted? Maybe. Was it funny? More so. Would it be heartwarming? If done right, in so many ways...
Nice new place, huh?
Be silent you...
Why is she upset?
She's just mad we didn't move the set where she wanted it.
I simply don't understand what was so taboo about bringing the set into Canterlot...
Do you want this list? Pippy, give her the list.
One, YOU are banned from Canterlot until YOU are invited as a royal guest.
Two, HE is banned from Canterlot until I repair and repay the statue of him I broke.
Three, this show is technically illegal by the capital of Canterlot, it's only because of our boss that we can do this.
Four, we did a majority vote and it was two to one.
That in of itself is unfair since you and that thing are friends now.
Maybe...
But come on...
Think of it as a free vacation!
I fail to see the joy in this place...
Haywaii is a great place!
The surf...
The sand...
The stallions...
You know the ones he means...
Eh? Eh? Eh?
...I honestly believe I am growing ill of mind the more I sit here listening to you two...
Come on.
The sun...
The sea...
The saucy maidens...
You know the ones he means...
Eh? Eh? Eh?
Are you implying that I go for females?
Honestly, we're running a bet on if you're a boy or girl...
I'm a female!
Looks like you might win Pip.
Don't know... juries still out...
MAKERS! WHY!?
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lol!!!!! poor chysalis....dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/discord.png
Why does Pip know what a saucy maiden is? Perverted little kid.
OH BOY I WONDER WHO GONNA SUFFER NEXT!!!
but for now moustache
Lol, a bet? She's called QUEEN Crysalis!
856072 Short for Drag Queen Chrysalis?
856079
Someone get a drawfriend on this stat!
856079
nice.
856079 absolutely. thats why he took the place of Cadence, he wanted to wear the pretty dress.
856040
Well he is a pirate all pirates know what a saucy maiden is. Just be glad he didn't call then Wenches they don't like being called that.
Chrysalis' a boy!
856040 He probably thought of Luna when he said that
856121 Congratulations, you win the prize.
856241
I do? Oh goodie what I win?
Bwahaha!!
Well now we know where we can get our lie dector.
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856271 The choice of who's next.
856490
Wooow! really?
Heh, I loved this chapter, it was glorious!
856503 Yeah, just send it to me in a letter of what you want.
856208 Maybe...
We see Luna as:
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Pip sees Luna as:
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Season Two!
And it looks like this is going to be guuuuuuuud!
let the madness begin!
856557
Ohmygosh this is going to be a hard choice for me.
Yay you went with the beach idea! Now let's get some pies ready
Oh yes....there will be saucy maidens
856012 It's Hawa- oh. data.whicdn.com/images/22705367/happy-i-see-what-you-did-there-l_large.png
This is amazing. Just this chapter gave me the biggest smile of today.
Chrysalis, I understand your suffering.
No I don't, I just find it absolutely hilarious about how you have to suffer with two of the biggest idiots in the kingdom :V (even though Pip and Discord aren't actually stupid, far from it, they just act like jokers).
857286 Yes, and?
857349 ...Meh.
857383 Let me let you in on a little secret... For Know Your Mare, I don't write at my top game. I write this to pass my time... It's nothing special, just a way to make people smile.
>juries still out...
>juries
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856040 dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Luna_apple.png
856779 I see Luna as:
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857290 Reread what you typed
857412 I did... it serves as a joke since Discord said it wrong, Pip corrected him, then Discord corrected himself.
stupid comments
857648 No offence, but your comments aren't a whirlwind either.
857673 and..... I can still complain unless I am told otherwise I will complain if I feel like it
857714 I didn't say otherwise, I'm only saying if you're going to complain, don't be the exact same thing you're complaining about.
857412
Hey check it out guys, that's the pre-celestia Incestia!
I got all her albums. Even the smutty ones that ain't no good.
857412
Hey check it out guys, that's the pre-celestia Incestia!
I got all her albums. Even the smutty ones that ain't no good.
857725 but thats the fun part besides I annoy myself besides do I even read my comments before I post nope and that is because Dodgson's here
Wohoo beach!
Apparently Chrysalis was thought to be mono-gendered by our favorite knuckleheads. They must be even denser than I thought, since her name includes the word QUEEN.
858542 So does Oliver Queen, and he's as many as they come.
I could see her as a goer of both genders. I think it is because of her hair style or something. It just screams "I am a bi-sexual!!!" I am not trying to be the one to judge on cover, it just seems that way.
857440 a.deviantart.net/avatars/o/k/okayfaceplz.png
857737>>857740 DOUBLE POST a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/a/ragefaceplz.png
OH! THIS IS GONNA BE GOOOOooooooDAAHHHHH!
859499 It's fine, it was an easy joke to miss.
After a marathon of reading chapters 1-50, I'd say I'm satisfied with what I've read thus far!
Consider this fic tracked. Maybe I'll look into your others stories