One Year.
Know your mare, know--
No...!
One year ago, I was the only one here...
Get back in the closet...!
Fine...
...
...
--Your mare, know your mare...
The voice echoed across the near empty stage and around the small colt standing proud as the voice sounded.
Pipsqueak...
...grows phaseolus lunatus in the gaps in his hooves...
"What's Fas-oreos lunatics?"
Lima beans...
"Oooooh..."
Fas-oreos lunatics are what the Dovakhiin dunks in milk while in the nut-house...
"Really?"
Pipper Pan...
...keeps butter under his hat...
"But Cap'n, I don't wear an 'at."
Scottie Pippen...
...hates riceicles...
"Madness! No mare, stallion, or anythin' in the world can resist the wonderful taste of riceicles."
Pip-Pap-Patty-Whack...
...doesn't know how to accessorize...
"Is that 'cause I don' wear an 'at? Mum said 'ats are like crowns and crowns are for plebs."
Did she really say "pleb"...?
"No... But I can't say what she said... I'm a good pony."
Pippermint Patty...
... is player of the year...
"I am? I thought Luna was playah' of the year?"
Not video games...
"Oooooh... Soccer?"
No...
"Drop-ball?"
No...
"The spoons?"
No--
How do you play the spoons...?
You don't have hands...
"...I don't know..."
Anyway...
No...
I mean you're a player...
...As in you have multiple partners...
"...Basket ball?"
Sigh...
...Like a brick wall...
Piptimus Prime...
...won't stop until all are one...
"All are one what?"
All are one what indeed...
Clever-use-of-the-name-Pip...
...wrote his own fan fiction...
"N-No I didn't!"
Now you know--
Wait...
...Did you...?
"N-No, Cap'n! Nevah'!"
...You did, didn't you...?
"Uh-uh-uh..." Pip scanned around him quickly before slamming his hoof on the stage floor. "SMOKU TART!" With a puff of smoke, Pip faded into the cover and left the stage clouded.
...Chrys...
...We have a fiction to find...
Oh, really...?
Well, let me start my search here...
...In the closet...
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Wow... didn't expect to see this again.
Pimp'n Pip has a fanfic?
2481509I know. It was marked complete ages ago and periodically updates. Still, it got some chuckles from me.
Lulz for Pip's Mom.
I'm intrigued as to what a pirate-pony would write fanfiction about...
Ah, Pipsqueak...He loves it when they call him Big Papa...
2481518 Thus is the greatest joke of this story: it never truly ends. As long as someone can be made fun of... I'll be there.
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KYM proves that a story can still be great after over a 100 chapters.
2481509 I was hoping I would!
Almost thought this fic was done. Hope we see more soon.
Hehe...I see the foreshadowing. Looks like we're gonna get a Pip fanfic.
2481946 Yup. Writing it now. COMPLETELY in his voice.
All these pip nicknames are excellent. That is all...or is it?
locate the fanfic!!!
Piptimus Prime? ...All of my YES.
The joke that never stops being retold... At least it's a fuuny joke.
GET BACK IN THE CLOSET!!!
XD MYSIDES!!
That KND reference...
2484205 Where?
Flinx, just go ahead and change the story status back to incomplete, for this is the never ending story. Till the day you die, then use the last of your breath to hit that complete button.
They spent a long time at that restaurant I take it?
Oh! I got the perfect idea for the next 'Know Your Mare' you could do!
Get ready...
And...
...
...
*pause for dramatic effect*
Equestria...
*pause for dramatic effect*
Girls.
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This is the fic that never ends,
For it goes on and on my friends.
Ol' Flinx he started writing it not knowing what it was,
And he'll continue writing it forever just because...
This is the fic that never ends,
For it goes on and on my friends.
Ol' Flinx he started writing it not knowing what it was,
And he'll continue writing it forever just because...
This is the fic that never ends,
For it goes on and on my friends.
Ol' Flinx he started writing it not knowing what it was,
And he'll continue writing it forever just because...
This is the fic that never ends,
For it goes on and on my friends.
Ol' Flinx he started writing it not knowing what it was,
And he'll continue writing it forever just because...
This is the fic that never ends,
For it goes on and on my friends.
Ol' Flinx he started writing it not knowing what it was,
And he'll continue writing it forever just because...
This is the fic that never ends,
For it goes on and on my friends.
Ol' Flinx he started writing it not knowing what it was,
And he'll continue writing it forever just because...
...
2481655
My little caboose, a RvB crossover, has over 300 and is amazing. The author also is working on a sequel, planned to run about the same length.
2491237
I know that.
I've read his first MLC story a long time ago, and currently keeping track of its sequel.
2491333
I was just mentioning that in reply to your statement about how this had 100 chapters and was still interesting. Holding a conversation. Sorry if it seemed like I was being lecture-y.
And I don't keep track of who reads MLC, but it's usually a pretty safe assumption that not everyone has or will.
2496221
...
You know what, I THOUGHT some of the art on EqD with the title of Little Pip looked nothing like Pip.
My bad / I just don't know what went wrong.
2484408
Well, for me, at least, the first time I encountered the Smoku Tart was in a KND episode, but I don't know about you.
2504607 OH YEAH! Forgot I made that reference.
huh, so Chryssy is still in the closet huh?
In the absence of additional information I am forced to conclude that Pip's fic was a Discord/Chrysalis shipfic.
2509247
BAZIIING
...
...OMG...!
Be wary, Chryssy! R. Kelly lurks in closets. If seen, please lock him in there while you escape.
3424653 Why the OMG, good sir?
Ha I finally get that reference after binge Watching of kids next-door
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Nothing but the most obscure references with me.