Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

Gabby

Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

If not for a previous guest sharing her unique claws, wings, and paws, the chipper go-getter on stage would very easily be a remarkable sight. Though, taking into account her actual smile while standing on a stage of such dread for others, that in itself could be remarkable.

Gabby...

Hm...

"What's up?"

Well...

Usually we have some "facts" about things you do or have done...

But we're seeing a VERY long list of things you HAVE done...

"Oh. Heh. Well, it doesn't hurt to be well rounded, am I right?"

She has a point...

Tell you what. We're going to throw things at you, and you stop us when we say something you DIDN'T do.

"Now that sounds fun!"

Why can't everyone be so cooperative?

Ready...?

Cheese Maker.

"Gouda or Swiss?"

Line Dancer.

"I can teach YOU the electric slide."

Viceroy of a Militant Regime.

"Viva la Prance!"

Muppet.

"Well, I mean, the process was--"

Cannibal.

"If you don't try something once...!"

Mime.

"..."

Lead singer of a rock band.

"I'd sing a few bars, but I don't have a guitar."

Host of a slam television show.

"I... Huh."

Wait, what? We got her?

Oh-ho!

Gabby...

Is the host of a slam television show...

"...Give me just one second."

Where is she going?

I have no--SHE'S TRYING TO BREAK DOWN THE DOOR!

Use the idiot as a shield!

She's clawing her way in!

Now you know Gabby!

Stop her! She's going for the mic!

I have a taser!

Author's Note:

Hey all you out there. Good to see you. I hope you're finding yourself to be in good spirits. As a wrap up for the year, I made a little blog post. I'd LOVE for you all to go by there and share your thoughts.

But, that's the boring news. The important news is that BogyleBronies has come back! If you don't remember them, they're the ones who brought Know Your Mare to animated life. They also have a fair bit of their own interesting works and I'd invite you to go visit them and welcome them all back; maybe even help them out.

Comments

[Windy0]

Anyone have a picture of what this Gabby is suppose to look like? If so, please send me the link.

[Dirty Bit]

Moral of the story: Anyone can be anything if they put their mind to it. So long as anyone is Gabby the Griffon.

[Tatsurou]

7824204
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This cutie.

[Windy0]

7824218 Oh yeah! Gabby. I can't believe I forgot about her. Or the fact I though she was a pony until now. Thanks.

[Razzy]

Well, nobody can argue that she lacks determination.

[overlord-flinx]

7824383 who knows?

7824428 but have I?

[shirotora]

I have a new favorite chapter

[dyedquartz]

"I can teach YOU the electric slide."

You can't do without it