Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES!: Sonata Dusk

Kno--No, no, no...

The single human standing on the stage blinked at the simultaneous 'no's' she heard echoing from around the room. "Wha-What's up?"

Please... Just leave.

"But I just got here."

No! No, no. We insist, leave.

Nothing personal. We just don't want to talk about you.

"For realsies? Why not?"

A bad history with YOUR kind...

"...Blue people?"

We're walking a minefield, Cap'n.

Chill... Chill... We've got this...

"Good. Someone's gotta have it. Or, like, no one has it, right?"

Queeny! She won't stop!

Get the prodding rod!

Slowly, from the shadows came a long metal rod, which started to poke Sonata's side and nudge her. "Owww... Why're you poking me? That's mean..."

Just leave! Please.

The fan letters, Sonata. We can already feel them!

Just leave and take Adagio with you!

"Adagio...? OH!" Sonata quickly bent down and picked up a wet carrot, cradling close with a wide grin. "There you are Adagio! Mkay, bye!" The siren waved off whoever was talking to her and skipped off the stage into the shadows.

...I'm scared, Cap'n.

We all are... We all are.

...At least she took the carrot with her.

You mean Adagio?

Author's Note:

Almost done~~. Read it when it's all finished-winished.

Comments

[chibikingsai]

this chapter entertained but confused me

[Chaotic Note]

5120563
Sonata is currently held to the high throne like Derpy.

[Little_Draco]

Thank you for not doing stupid humans... i think it would have killed this all for me if you did.

[Dirty Bit]

5120626 She's too damn adorable, that's for sure

She was also funny in this chapter

[Chaotic Note]

5120813
I agree!

[1stChosenStar]

One does not simply hurt sonata dusk.

[APoeticHeart]

Oh, simply awesome! Indeed Sonata, they have dealt with kinds like you, the main one was Pinkie Pie.

[musicman722]

Smart move. See, you can learn too.

Though it would have been interesting to see some of the comments if you did do anything

[overlord-flinx]

5123244 I learned bronies are irrational and childish to the point they can't handle good natured ribbing; so yes, I learn.

[Whiteeyes]

HOW DARE YOU POKE SONATA WITH A STICK!

[Beeooow]

5123413
Oh bronies. Defending their waifu's honor to the end.

[CrossRhodes88]

You're the worst, Sonata.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

5153611 Your joke is bad and you should feel bad.

[Actually leaving now]

Over 200 chapters
INCOMPLETE
Oh, where could zis be going?