WARNING: What you're about to witness was indeed the very first draft of "Know Your Mare". If there are small children in the audience... Good. They may be the only ones that will find this funny. The misspelled words originally in the script have been corrected. This alone has been the only edit to the piece.
Know Your Mare, Know Your Mare, Know Your Mare, Know Your Mare Know Your Mare...
Twilight Sprinkle...
...puts sprinkles on all her food...
"My name is Twilight Sparkle. Not sprinkle. Maybe it was a typo or something?"
Twilight SPARKLE...
...lives in a penthouse on the south side of Banana-Hanana...
"I don't think that's a real place. Plus, I live in a library... in a tree... It's nicer than it sounds."
Twilight Sparkle...
...takes fillies' lunch-money to pay for her lego empire...
"That's ridiculous! I don't even own any legos. And I've never once bullied a filly in all my life!"
And now you know...
Twilight Sprinkle...
"You said my name wrong again! Hello? I'm still here! Can you please take back what you said? You can keep the sprinkle bit in, but at least tell them everything else was a lie."
Makers, that was cringe-inducing...
It was the pilot! Art takes time, you philistine! So NEH!
Now come on, Cap'n. I thought it was funny.
See? A child thought it was funny. At least you have some demographic that thinks you're somewhat funny.
Mark my words... I will get my vengeance... On all of you!
Even me?
No. Not you, Pippy. Now go make some riceicles for everyone.
Yay!
Ugh... Can you at least use some sort of spice on it this time? Those things taste horrible...
WHAT!?
Adding flavorings to a riceicle?!
Don't you know anything? The riceicle is already perfect! To even attempt to improve upon it would be as foolish as trying to improve GOD!
...I really could use a steak right now...
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Twilight Sprinkle? Oh the unforutnate implaications that name brings.
Wow, this published right after I finished the rest of the story, So I'm kind of getting an "awesome rush" so I have to say it's pretty awesome. Both parts.
Oh, Shim-Sham.
Moar is required.
*Eats riceicle*
Hail to the mighty riceicle!
I must have gotten younger cause I got more than a chuckle from that.
A suggested chapter for "My Big Bad Sis": 'Sunset wants a steak".
Sunset Shimmer craving a steak, and the lengths at which she goes to to try and recapture that flavor and texture in available Equestrian cuisine, and then Discord gets it for her as an import from Griffania, and she enjoys it immensely...then spends the next few days over the toilet as she discovers she can't digest it.
steak sounds pretty good right no. mmm, some bar-b-q sauce to boot... and bacon... losts and lots of bacon.
And Joe looked at the riceicle and saw that it was perfect! And the ponys laught and danced in the streets, for the riceicle was perfect!
Uhm but didn't they say while presenting the making of the riceicle you could ad soyasauce for flavor?
3074277 Ever try horse meat. It's great with ranch.
3074471 my great uncle Konnie would beat me before I ever eat horse meat...
Sunset, no one is stopping you from getting a steak.
Poor little meat-deprived Shimmer...
3074105 Eeyup
Didn't theys uggest putting soy sauce or something over the riceicle?
3074729 Of course. Riceicles are best with soy sauce. But are you going to tell Sunset that and let her have her way? HECK NO!
I know that feel.
3074094
Assuming you read chapters in a chronological order, you can just note down which chapter you last read.
3074571 That sounds a bit excessive.
3075122 what can I say, he's proud of his horses.
3074277 think about this with that statement. its one of my favorite things my mom made me. Take a Steak grill it. now Cut it really thin into slices. Now put some bacon slices on it add a bit of BBQ and put it on a bun. Its one of the Best BBQ Bacon Steak sandwiches EVER.
3075268 damn, my thoughts exactly. make sure to marinate the steak with beer. swear that's like a sloppy joe, but with freakin steak!?!
3075294 that and dales sause. Or you can use coke instead of beer if you don't like beer.
3074105 Speaking of which, my dad still refers to Twilight as "Titty Sprinkles."
Its funnier than it sounds.
3075680 wait, coke works on steak?
3075708>>3075680 Alright, alright. You two can go talk about fritters somewhere else. Take this out of my comment section.
3075790 How the heck did we get so off topic anyway? Anyway good story. I am still wondering if everyone KNOWS pip is the son of discord and Crysalis. I mean its not specificaly stated that they know but you know it had to pop up at one point.. though i would love to see everyone's reaction to that little revalation.
3075790 I just don't know where it went wrong.
Steak? You're a herbivore dammit! Sunset was originally a pony and I don't think there is any strong evidence of there being any meat in the other world she was in, so why is she wanting a steak?
3076350 No evidence, right. Except for Twilight eating a friggin' burger. And the other world being a HUMAN world, one that's populated by NORMAL HUMANS instead of entirely vegans. But other than that, no evidence.
I feel Shim-Sham's pain. I have no idea how I would be able to take no meat for however long she's gone without meat. She is a hero, and I salute her!
What a long way this series has come....
3076480 Two words, Tofu burger! Also it isn't a world full of normal humans, their skin colours are totally off. Given that, any parameter can be true, including everyone being vegetarian, no-one said the burger was meat.
3076505 And no one said it wasn't.
You know herbivores, except pandas, can eat meat, right?
3077566 Well, sure if you want to be a dick about it: yes.
I thought this was funny, and I'm 26. Though, keep in mind, I'm a child at heart.
...I can't buy Ricicles here.
3072012. I know where to avoid and rarely read teen rated stories. Mainly cuz I don't know what sex means.
3077678
THEN MAKE THEM!
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3076480 I haven't had meat since I was four. do i get a prize now?
3077880 ...You say you're 11?
By the deities, you have so much to learn....
3075696 Speak for yourself.
3079216 wat.
3074228
Except horses CAN digest meat. It just isn't as nutritious for them as fruits and vegetables.
3076350
See the above for reasons why being a herbivore doesn't prevent one from consuming meat.
3077580
How is bringing up facts related to the discussion at hand "being a d**k"? If that's the case, then anyone who debates, and anyone who's a scientist (or a lawyer, but that kind of helps your assertion) is globally considered a d**k.
3079167
Yes. Your prize is a bucket of KFC Chicken Wings. Godspeed.
Twilight Sparkle with a lego empire would be adorable...
3074277
Bacon wrapped Ricecicles.
End of story.
3075696 Your Father Is Morgan Freeman?!