Crackle.
Know Your Mare, Know Your---
Oh Pippy...
...You shouldn't have...
Seemingly on cue the spotlights fixed onto a large googly-eyed, green dragon clocking its head against one of the support beams of the stage.
You won't even believe the trouble I went through getting this one...
...the number of protocols and paper work I had to get through...
...But worth it for you Cap'n...
I'm tearing up...
I'm just so proud of you...
...May I...?
You may...
...Know Your Drake, know your Drake, Know Your Drake...
Ugh...
The bejewelled dragon stood in the light, eyes locked intensely in front of him.
Crackle...
...Glues gems to his scales...
"......" Crackle only continued his intense stare at what now seemed to be empty space.
Crackle...
...Is not actuly a dragon...
"......"
Crackle...
...understands every word we've said...
"....."
Crackle...
...Is to fat to fly...
"....."
This is going nowhere fast...
...And I love it...!
Yeah... !
Obviously, this dragon is the smartest guest we've ever had...
I'll give you that one...
What are we gonna do now?
There's always the cannon, but I'm not sure he'd fit...
Then, it's time we broke out...
...The Lancer-cannon...
You don't mean?
Oh yes I do.
Aye-aye Cap-
Shut it you two, I think he's doing something...
Suddenly, Crackle Released his majestic wings, quickly flapping them with a force un-befitting such a creature. Sending waves of wind tunneling down beneath his feet, lifting him nearly two inchs off the ground.
Hmmm... Touche dragon...
What's that?
This, dragon can fly after all...
...Bravo...
Maybe, he understood what I said?
I highly doubt that...
I'm not so sure...
...But it could be fun to find out...
Crackle...
...is a dragon that can't breathe fire...
Flapping his wings more vigorously crackle slowly gained altitude.
Like talking to a brick wall...
Give him time...
He might just surprise us...
The voices carefully watched the dragon's every move. Taking notice of Crackle's slow gain of altitude.
What do you think he's doing?
No, idea...
...But I'm still loving it...
Finally, several minutes after he began his flight, the roof was within Crackles reach. Taking his chance, Crackle quickly spat out his tongue at an insect that was buzzing around the ceiling. Succeeding, in snagging it in his mouth, Crackle quickly put his wings back into there usually folded position, and began his decent. His impact with the stage cracked it slightly.
That was...
...strange ...
Bit gross...
I think we're done here...
...I've enjoyed my gift enough...
Prepare the cannon?
Prepare the cannon.
Aye-aye Cap'n...
With that the floor shook, and a hidden door opened, under crackle's feet. Dropping him into a cannon, just big enough to hold him. The cannon rose from the stage, revealing the word "LANCE-CANNON" written on the side in metallic-style letters. The now trapped Crackle offered no resistance at all, he didn't seem to mind one bit.
Cannon's ready Cap'n...
Alright then, on my mark...
...Pause for dramatic effect...
...
...
...FIRE!
Crackle was sent flying to the now open sunroof, and he would have gone soaring through the skies of Hawaii. If he didn't get stuck, upside down half way though.
That's unfortunate...
At least, we know the cannon works fine...
Put that in the Win column...
How, are we gonna get him out...?
Tempt him with food...?
...The weak of mind are usually swayed by that...
We could load the cannon, and try to force him out...
Don't think the boss would take kindly to that...
Good point...
What do you suppose we do then...?
Still stuck in the ceiling Crackle had his mouth open, producing the strange crackling noise. The force of Crackle's crackle seemed to be enough to crack the hole he was in wide enough, sending debris down onto the stage. With not another sound, Crackle sprang out from the roof and disappeared over the studio.
Well...
...That solved itself...
Yeah...
I guess you could say Crackle...
...slipped through the cracks...
YEAAAAAAAH!
...If I were to destroy you both...
...Do you promise that you won't only feel great pain...
...But that you would never come back...?
No promises...
...I'll keep that option open none the less...
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Awesome chapter again!
I lost it at "Pause for dramatic effect"
Oh man, this was almost as funny as the time they brought in the guy who made Riceicles!
I whole-heartedly approve of this chapter.
This chapter was...
*Pause for dramatic effect*
...Good.
Crackle was truly a worthy opponent. But it occurs to me...to have such a thing as the lance cannon functioning, it can't be their first model. If I were to guess, I'd say...fourth.
Yes, that new cannon is clearly the D-Lance Cannon.
Touche dragon
1085943 Love what you've done with the place, though I'm a little sad you left out the Pinkie Pie part.( It was my favourite scene)
But, still thank you for picking mine and making this. Glad to see it up. 
1086066 All hail Lord Crackle!
Are you also gonna do Garble, Iron Will, Daring Do, Cranky Doodle Donkey, and Fancy Pants?
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Editing time!
Paperwork is one word.
Should be "actually."
Should be "too."
"Released" shouldn't be capitalized, "inches" needs the "e," and the second sentence is awkward--try "Sending waves of wind tunneling down beneath his feet, he lifted himself nearly two inches off the ground."
"Touché" needs the accent on the e, feel free to copy and paste if you need to.
Both commas here are not necessary (the second one could stay, but it seems awkward to me; however, the first one must go.)
Put a comma after "vigorously" and capitalize Crackle.
This should be one sentence, separated by a comma. Also, voices can't technically watch anything...
Drop the commas after "No" and "Succeeding," "Crackles reach" should be possessive, he should put his wings back in their usually-folded (should be hyphenated) position, and he should begin his descent, not his decent.
Capitalize Crackle in the first sentence, join it with the second sentence using a comma, and the last clause should read "and he didn't seem to mind one bit" (or something similar).
"Hawaii" should be "Haywaii," and this should be one sentence. Also, either drop the comma after stuck or add another one after upside-down (and hyphenate it).
The commas after "At least" and "How" are extraneous.
You should add a comma after "ceiling."
I believe that "nonetheless" is one word.
1086316 Alot of those errors are mine actually.
I didn't really bother to proof-read it before sending. Hehe, my bad. Thanks for pointing it out though, 
I'll try harder with my grammar next time I write. ( Well, if I ever quit being lazy long enough to start anyway)
It little sads me, that you didn't use Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon. That would break the universe with the combine awesomeness.
1085943
just that picture inspired me to ship those two ponies.
...Is not actuly a dragon...
typo.
Lol, Crackle showed them!
And I loved the "pause for dramatic effect" part!
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Crackle? A very unexpected and great choice!
It was definately a pleasant and funny read!
1088661 Son, I'm on-line 24/7...
DAS WIN~!
1088742 Hm... Fair enough
"Crackle...
...Is too fat to fly..."
When I saw that I thought of this...
1088959 Don't you dare use that word here...
I thought Crackle was a girl.
1089304
Have they shown a female dragon on the show yet? Pretty sure they're saving that.
1088976 Don't let Pipsqueak hear that one!
1091420
I honestly meant to write Puss in Boots. 
Duh!
KOREKSHUNZ
'actuly' should be 'actually'
'...Is to' should be '...Is too'
'move. Taking' should be 'move, taking'
'Succeeding, in' should be 'Succeeding in'
'into there usually' should be 'into their usual'
'position, and' should be 'position and'
'his decent' should be 'his descent'
'ceiling Crackle' should be 'ceiling, Crackle'
'crack the hole he was in wide enough,' should be 'open the space wide enough for him to fit through,'
*Steel raises an eyebrow at the episode he just read, then turns to look at a particularily dark corner off to his right.*
...You chose THAT dragon?
"I didn't. Blank did."
Still...THAT dragon? And you've been wanting to lie about that dragon? Why?
"Do I ever need a reason?"
In order to save my brain from short-circuiting, I'd like one...
"Then here's my reason!"
*Steel stares at the corner for a few moments, blinking.*
...What is it?
"Exactly that."
Exactly...what? You didn't say anything besides a dramatic "Then here's my reason!"
"That was awful, and I hope that you never try to mimic my voice again."
No promises.
"But yes, that is my reason."
Alright, I'm going to be really blunt here; you didn't say ANYTHING. How is that a reason?
"My reason is simply that."
Why do you hide in my house?
"I love these exchanges between us."
...Of course you do...Blank out looking for you again?
"Nah, I just like hiding here."
Isn't Haywaii something like...I dunno...seven, eight hundred miles from here?
"I get good air mileage."
Why am I not surprised...?
This is the second best chapter. Ever.
Sooo... he cracked a Rainbow joke?
Hudurr...
1086316
Which grammar Nazi platoon are you in charge of... 
It's supposed to be Haywaii.
Cute, Fail, Win?
3006149
moluna aproves of this tobuscus fan
Fuck you, fuck this story, im going to sleep. Goodnight.
3798485
1105735
More like a Sans joke. It cracked me up none the less.
9493603
I hadn’t played Undertale at this point.