Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare…
The filly in the center’s wings may have been small and undeveloped, but that did not stop them from giving an ecstatic flutter against her orange coat.
Scootaloo…
…can’t fly…
“Uh, duh? Of course I can’t fly. Everyone knows that.”
Scootaloo…
…dyes her coat and mane…
“This is natural. If anyone dyes their mane or coat it’s Sweetie Belle’s family.”
I’ll keep that in mind…
“Hey! Don’t tell her I said that.”
I wouldn’t think of it…
Scootaloo…
…thinks the sky is falling…
“Why would I think that? If it was falling, Rainbow Dash or Luna would save the day!”
Why Luna…?
“Because the princess and I are cool like that, Know-It-All.”
Scootaloo…
…has ménage-a-trois ideas about she and the other Crusaders…
“Menage-a-what? Wait… is that something we could get a cutie mark for?”
…Yes…
“Awesome! I’ll get the others and we’ll try it out!”
Do that…
…But first ask every pony you know of how to do it…
“Thanks voice-guy-thing. You’re alright.”
Yes…
…I am…
And now you know…
Scootaloo…
“See you later!” Scootaloo waved her goodbye into the abyss of darkness and trotted off to find her friends and start her new quest: “Cutie Mark-a-trois”.
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Shameless plug about "Princess Luna: Crusade for 'Friendship'" in this story... And I'm somewhat okay with that .
Cutie Mark-a-trois
Welp...
And Scootaloo causes shit to hit the fan...
In a couple chapters I imagine everyone teaming up against him... Only to find Chuck Norris
Oh man, Scootaloo...
I'm guessing you're gonna do the other Cutie Mark Crusaders next, but after that I hope to see Queen Chrysalis get a turn!
SWEET BUTTERY HAM AND EGGS! I'm on the Feature board!
I believe the appropriate thing to say here is "moar".
626015
You're going to pony hell for this one, you know that right?
627479 What's pony hell like?
627505I'm not entirely certain, but since it has a giant three headed dog guarding the gates, I'm not sure I want too
627530 Well so did The Land of The Dead in Voltaire's song about it and that place sounds fun
627556Can't argue with that now can I?
I'm loving this so far. Are you gonna do some on the background ponies like Lyra?
627676 Perhaps . But first I will need to draw my conclusions on their personalities.
Really? Really?
I was going to save my review until I finished the last chapter, but I must say. That one was absolutely brilliant.
"...Yes..."
Cue evil laughter on my part.
626015
Chuck Norris is overrated, the jokes about him unfunny, and you should feel bad for endangering his life by spreading rumors about him saying nasty things to ponies.
Had to look up ménage-a-trois that's just wrong on sooooooooo many levels
631585 You're bad.
For some reason, whenever I try to picture Pony hell, I see there being a glue factory in there somewhere.
this....is not going to end well. somepony stop Scootaloo!
nothing to say but lol.
OHGODLOL
Alright I had to look up what a Ménage à trois is... I had to leve the room to stop laughing go here for explanation.
Ahahahaha! ! That's bad.
OH GOD LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Loool and after this CMC go straight to Andrew from fanfick " Hands" to ask him about ménage-a-trois since he have one
Ewwwww.
626015 realy aganst Pinkie pie i don't think anyone stand a chanse.
627570
Hey you two!! Don't you dare come to my house when you visit or so help me, I shall throw you out of hell!!
Wait.
Now you've lost to a filly, you're really losing your touch Mr. Narrator.
SIlly Scoots <3
Ah fucking threesome? LOL !
oh noooo...scootaloo don't do it!
Am I the only one who didn't know what menege a trouis means
626015 Nope, Chuck Testa!
Oh god...what have you done
chicken little reference lol
God why did I only start reading this now!
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*Lip quivers before bursting into laughter* AHHHHHAHAHAHAH Oh this was a funny one. Poor ponies, they are gonna have a hell of a time explaining that to Scoots!
Nice chicken little refrence
Why would Scootaloo--I mean the announcer want to think that!? That sick fudge!
Oh god, I used Google Translator and came up with something harmless, then I googled it. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!?!
wow..... just wow..... But I am suprised there were no chicken remarks.
ugh i'm trying not to picture that Menage a trois
626042 YYYYYAHHH! ''Brohoof''
What does Menege-a-trois mean?
1381564
Threesome.
Ah her innocence is gonna be so ruined