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// Scootaloo 
// Story: Know your Mare 
// by overlord-flinx 
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Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare…

The filly in the center’s wings may have been small and undeveloped, but that did not stop them from giving an ecstatic flutter against her orange coat.

Scootaloo…

…can’t fly…

“Uh, duh? Of course I can’t fly. Everyone knows that.”

Scootaloo…

…dyes her coat and mane…

“This is natural. If anyone dyes their mane or coat it’s Sweetie Belle’s family.”

I’ll keep that in mind…

“Hey! Don’t tell her I said that.”

I wouldn’t think of it…

Scootaloo…

…thinks the sky is falling…

“Why would I think that? If it was falling, Rainbow Dash or Luna would save the day!”

Why Luna…?

“Because the princess and I are cool like that, Know-It-All.”

Scootaloo…

…has ménage-a-trois ideas about she and the other Crusaders…

“Menage-a-what? Wait… is that something we could get a cutie mark for?”

…Yes…

“Awesome! I’ll get the others and we’ll try it out!”

Do that…

…But first ask every pony you know of how to do it…

“Thanks voice-guy-thing. You’re alright.”

Yes…

…I am…

And now you know…

Scootaloo…

“See you later!” Scootaloo waved her goodbye into the abyss of darkness and trotted off to find her friends and start her new quest: “Cutie Mark-a-trois”.