ROUND 2: Twilight Sparkle
Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...
Unlike before, the mare in the center looked far less accepting of her current hearing of the now three echoing voices.
Twilight Sparkle...
...is happy to be back...
"Well right there is the biggest lie I've ever heard."
You wound me Twilight Sparkle...
"If only I could."
Twilight Sparkle...
...is a very aggressive pony...
"My aggression here has no bearings on my attitude outside."
Twilight Sparkle...
...strong arms people to agree with her...
"No I don't! That's a complete and absolute lie."
You see...?
"I'm not strong arming you to agree!"
If I agree...
Will you stop yelling at me...?
"Well, yes, but I'm not trying to force you to--"
Twilight Sparkle...
...is a wedge between Shining Armor and his wife's marriage...
"No I'm not! If anything I'm a figurative staple!"
Play the recording...
"Recording?"
Shining Armor…
…used his sister to get closer to Cadance…
“Alright, I sort of did, I’ll give you that one. But you have to use what you have to get your hoof into the front door, right?”
"You see, a staple... Granted I didn't think I was that big of a staple... B-But still."
Uh-huh...
...next one...
Cadance or Twilight…
…who do you love more?
“Well I—That is to say… uh…”
...Wedge...
"It's a matter of different categories of love... y-you know. Right?"
Twilight Sparkle...
...Is having resurfacing feelings for Shining Armor...
"Resurfacing?! Eww, no! He's my brother."
He was your only friend for so long...
...Are you saying you've never once thought of him in a romantic way...?
"Of course not!"
Really...?
"Yes!"
Do you swear to Luna and Celestia...?
"Well--"
Ah-hah!
"Wait, no!"
Too late...
Twilight Sparkle...
...admits to have done the nasty as a filly thinking of her brother...
"No-no-no-no-no-no! Please, it's not like that!"
Twilight Sparkle...
...recently evicted Trixie off her lawn...
"What? Evicted? I didn't evict her from anywhere."
Twilight Sparkle...
...confirms that Trixie is living on her lawn...
"Where did this come from?! What crazy idea did that come from?"
Twilight Sparkle...
...thinks Trixie is mentally unstable but still allows her to live on her lawn...
"I didn't say that. I said the claim was crazy, not the act. Although the act of living on someone's lawn is crazy. But I'm sure Trixie doesn't do it."
Twilight Sparkle...
...Is a pretty cool mare...
"Well, thank you? This all together is fairly bad, but a little---"
...for a nerdlinger...
"Gah! Why did I walk into that?"
Why did you walk in on Cadance and Shining Armor is a better question...?
"Huh?!"
Twilight Sparkle...
...has pictures of it...
"No I don't! I swear! I didn't take pictures! Wait... No wait---!"
Twilight Sparkle...
...admitted to have walked in on Cadance and Shining Armor...
"Oh, Celestia, please stop..."
Now you know...
Twilight Sparkle...
...The Nerdlinger peeping-tom slum lord...
Twilight couldn't bring herself to say anything. Only to sigh, plop down on the ground and remain in the single light.
...What a sad sight...
...Too sad...
As if to add insult to her grave injuries, the floor below her swung open and dropped her with a sharp squeal into the abyss.
...Perfection...
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Yay!! You get 5 moustaches
NOOOOOOOOO!!! You may have felled Twilight, but I still have far more characters at my disposal!!! YOU.....WILL.....FALL!!!!!!!!!!! I wonder if you can handle two characters at once!! MUHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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You shall lose...
707802 Oh right... those two... Don't worry... We won't put them a part...
Meeeeeeeeean.
707820 you under estimate their power. Ones strengths makes up for the others weakness. >=) couples like them have been facing harassment from your kind before. That gives them experience and resolve. Also strength!! You will fail. Vinyl won't let octy face you alone. You forget you failed with her!!!
You are doomed....
where does the trap door lead to? is it just a room with all of the ponies just waiting there or does it kick 'em out somewhere?
Okay this chapter made me laugh so much more than all the others, your power of twisting words is increasing.
Bwhahhaha! Me thinks Twilight doth protest too much!
Poor Twilight, well played voices, well played indeed
Aww... That's a bummer for twilight...
Now we have to find someone awesome to beat the three slanderers up.... Can we send in Chuck Norris?
707861 We shall see...
I haven't reviewed these in a while...
Anyway, even though the evidence points away from it I still believe that the italicized voice is pip.
Lastly, this was just plain mean... I loved it!
707802 do I hear a bass cannon charging?
708073 No
... That's in Buckflankia 
the only one i can guess is Queen Chrysalis wanting revenge, but damn we went from lighthearted jibes to full on mental assassination, at least the first voice has been showing signs of sympathy... can't wait to see where this goes
708073 welcome to the soon be winning side!!! Another to the cause!!
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Twilight is my favorite pony, but this beyond hilarious
708124 BY THE POWER OF FREYJA! WE WILL PREVAIL!
707889
THE CROCODILE PIT! OR THE MOON!
Okay...
That was hilarious. Why do you keep walking into these, Twilight?
You're the evilest bastard alive and yet you are one of the best writers to put down characters I applaud you all the moustaches!!!!
708234 I'm told I'm a great voicer for characters. However, at the same time I must put my feelings aside for the sake of the story... Even if it means hurting my favourite pony
708250 Which pony is your favorite?
708166 YEA!! SOON MORE WILL JOIN THE CAUSE!! IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME.....
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708397 For public interest, I think it's best I don't say
708437 Alright alright, stop with that talk.
708437 Infidel! You are finished! images.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/9322082.jpg
708479 okay I'll tone it down.
But your still going to lose this round....
708480 I think not!! The disembodied voice has become corrupt by the two new ones. If bold don't do something big soon.. He might be overwhelmed!! (besides its all in good friendly competition.
)
708502 You realize I'm still running this show, right? How this happens is up to me
That was..........AWESOME. The voices really have it together, I hope this signals an end to the internal bickering and can begin the verbal assaults
708527 yup. I'm just saying my predictions based off my observations and analyzing. I'm a writer too.
also I enjoy these chapters. And a bit of exaggerations may have been thrown in my comments for effect. Like I said, it's all in good fun. I do not mean any harm, and I still reconized you as the author, me the reader. 
I enjoy the little "Me and the characters vs you and the voices" thing. Sorry if I got carried away though.
708563 It's fine, it's fine. Either way, I may put two chapters up tomorrow because I'm working on another short story.
708575 that's cool. I'm working on a fic of my own.
I'll be sure to read it. I'm watching you
:
708591 Sure I love to write large complicated stories with a real point, but sadly those stories don't sell as well... So until I've gathered enough watchers, I stick to using the right lures; Simple, funny, hard hitting, questionable stories that make little sense.
708600 lol. I've thought once or twice about making a short story.
had some pretty good ideas too.
708614 The problem for me is that I have too many ideas... And I'm sure only half of them are good enough. IE this one and my next one... Once I figure out an important piece for it...
708621 have you tried doing an R and R( Recollection an Reflection)? It is good for getting out all your ideas and sorting the goods, from the bads.
Well, boldy-pants-text-colt/stallion/filly/mare seems to have gotten over whatever it was that was making him feel bad before. Or he/she is somepony who doesn't like Twilight.
So this story just took a turn for the spooky, wonder what'll happen...
This chapter made me cry.
Why were you so mean to Twilight? Now she needs a hug. Maybe I can give it to her...
But still. Bad author.
709238 Why blame me? I hate being rude to such wonderful characters... Granted a little less for certain characters, but I'm civil enough to put that aside. Either way, not a single character gets special treatment. And from this point on the hits will be harder until something derails the voices.
Now THAT was a chapter.
... Fluttershy? TEAR THEM A NEW ONE!
...that explains the mysterious fire in the Everfree Forest last night, poor Twilight had to blow off some steam before she did something she's regret. That, or she was coming up with ideas of what to do to these voices when she finds the bodies that they belong to.
708437 What the buck is Luna doing in that picture?
710107 she was in round one.
And part of my arsenal of characters. >=)
710107 an what she is doing, I haven't the slightest clue. Luna what are you doing there?
I am doing the traditional royal Canterlot battle pose. Is it not obvious?
Welp, there's your answer.
710159 I....I don't even.....
709238 don't worry I'm on an mission to defeat the voices! (even though I really can't do much except come up with ideas for characters to throw at them in different combos. Even then I'm not the author, so my ideas don't decide which characters are next.)
But I will succeed. I'm certain!!
Is there no end your rampage?!