• Published 19th Apr 2012
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Know your Mare - overlord-flinx



It's silly, it's pointless, and it makes little to no sense... I've heard of worse story ideas.

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SS: Fluttershy

Know your mare, know your mare...

The meek mare debated if she should stand in the center light, or try and inch towards the edges just in case she needed to beat a hasty retreat.

Fluttershy...

...has three outstanding parking tickets...

"I-I don't... I don't have a wagon or anything. So... I couldn't have any tickets."

Fluttershy...

...sold her family wagon to beat the charges...

"No, I mean I never had one. There's no reason to have one, anyway. All my work is at home, and I don't have a license for one either."

Fluttershy...

...never renewed her wagon-license and has been working around the clock to cover her trail...

"B-But I never had one! I'm a good mare, I would never fight against the law!"

Fluttershy...

...pinned her crimes on Shutterfly and has been living under an assumed name...

"Who's Shutterfly?!"

You tell us...

Now you know...

Fluttershy...

"But-But I'm not a criminal! I correct the cashier when they forget to add the tax! I put my stamps on the right corner of my mail!" Fluttershy sniffled as she sulked off stage.

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