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Know your Mare - overlord-flinx



It's silly, it's pointless, and it makes little to no sense... I've heard of worse story ideas.

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Know Your Girl: Aria Blaze

Know your girl, know your girl, know your girl...

Disinterested was a fitting word for the pigtail having girl sitting in center stage. Then again, she was hardly ever known to smile.

Aria Blaze...

...Is a human...

"Wooo, pointing out obvious facts. Clever."

Aria Blaze...

...Was born this way...

"Which way? The way of not being into this dumb show? Yeah, I was. I was born with a brain."

Aria Blaze...

...Was born a human...

"Tsk. As if."

Aria Blaze...

...Has two hands...

...Two feet...

...No wings...

...And no floppy ears...

"Yeah? So?"

Human...

And probably born like that.

"I was not born a human! I am a siren stuck in the worst prison ever."

Aria Blaze...

...Speaks only with wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo's...

"Not that kind of si--"

WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO!

She sure is loud.

"I'm not that kind of--!"

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

"I AM NOT--!"

HONK! HONK! HONK!

"That's a car horn!"

Aria Blaze...

...Is the worst siren...

...She should have stayed as a human...

"Ugh! You are the worst kind of--"

BWEEP! BWEEP! BWEEP!

That's the "Now you Know Aria Blaze" siren.

And it seems to work. Which is more than one can say about the broken one down there, clearly.

"I am so out of here...!" Aria picked herself up from her chair and stormed off with a huff, though stopped halfway to turn around, "You better believe I'm getting my--"

EEP! EEP! EEP! EEP!

"NEVER MIND!"

Author's Note:

A little old school Know Your Mare style chapter.

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