Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx


LOST EPISODE: Happy Mother's Day!

...Do I even need to say when this would have taken place?


Surprise!

Happy Mother's day Queeny!

...Why are you wishing me that...?

Well...

Today is Mother's Day...

...A day when we celebrate mothers and their birth canals that got stretched--

No further details are needed...

...I also do not give birth in that way...

I know...

...You lay eggs, right...?

...Yes...

...I lay eggs....

And you are a mother, right...?

Mother to over six thousand Changelings...

WHOA!

Your egg layer must be hanging to the--

Is there a point to this...?

Don't have to be grumpy...

I was just wishing you a happy Mother's Day...

...Don't have to bite my head off...

If I did bite your head off, I would no doubt suffer some sort of stomach virus...

Hah-hah-hah...

...Funny...

...

...

Finally...

Alone at--

Hi queeny!

My punishment continues...

What do you want, Blank...?

Here...

...

...What's this...?

It's a Mother's Day card for you...!

My horde already give me gifts on this day...

...You needn't give me a gift in their place...

It's not in their place...

...It's for you from me...

...

...

Happy Mother's day...

...Mom...

Blank...

I...

You're not my mom...?

Sure you are...

You're nice to me...

You argue with 'dad' even though you love each other...

Grr...

Doesn't matter if you think of me as a son or not...

You're my mommy...

...And I love my mommy...

...

...

...Mommy loves her Pipsqueak as well...

HAH!

GOT IT ON RECORDING!