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// Chaotic Noteworthy 
// Story: Know your Mare 
// by overlord-flinx 
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Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

A strong, brown coated unicorn stood with in the stage lights. He didn't seem all too bothered by the echoing voices, but with his red hair covering one of his eyes, it was fairly hard to tell.

Chaotic Noteworthy...

...is an Earth Pony with a colored ice-cream cone glued to his head...

"No. Not really. I'm a unicorn. I'm just not magically gifted."

Chaotic Noteworthy...

...uses book pages as a blanket...

"N... once. I forgot where my cot was, and the library in the Castle was cold that day. I said I was sorry."

Chaotic Noteworthy...

...Is the leader of the 10th division...

"I am. Thank you--"

Which means that he's such a bad leader...

...They gave him the -tenth- best team...

That's worse than "F"...

"The number doesn't mean that!"

Chaotic Noteworthy...

...believes anything his superiors tell him...

"It doesn't mean that! It's just the tenth filled team."

I bet you were picked last foot kick ball...

"Ugh!"

Chaotic Noteworthy...

...has it bad for Luna...

"T--"

Now you know--

No...

...let him talk...

Did you ever write any poetry for her...

...Girly-colt...?

"Actually. I have. Let me just--" Before another word could leave him, the stage opened up under him and produced a pair of giant gloved hands. Swiftly, the two hands grabbed the stallion and dragged him under with only a short yelp from him.

Oh no...

...He left before he could read poetry...

Guess the show's over...

...Whatever...